So, should we go with #Welbz or Theo up at Old Trafford?

[Classic Jorge]

Assuming Giroud and Sanchez are nailed on starters, of course.

I can't see beyond the Longsight lad with the cracking high top, myself. Young Theo is doing a cracking job of making it easy not to pick him right now, he should really put a shift in when he gets off the bench.

[Rich]

[Norn Iron]

He looked very dangerous when he came on against Monaco.
Away from home in a big game it's likely to be Welbz. Especially with Cazorla starting in CM.

[redgunamo]

even if only by you. Replaced by Theo on 80 minutes.

[Rich]

[redgunamo]

[WHL87]

Hot off the press:

Rooney Falcao

Bloke from the Carpark Steward Steward Young

Random Worker Waitress Barista Kitchen Porter

De Gea

Final Score 2:1

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Luis Anaconda]

by re-enacting one of the many disgraceful tackles of that hateful ginger c**t Paul Scholes taking him scything through the BT* pundits at the side of the pitch




Unless it is on BBC - i dunno

[Ashberto]

we'd have quite a player.

[Supermac1976]

[Ashberto]

So Savage, Shearer and Danny Guru-Murthy

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

Are you sure him or his mate won't have bought a small amount of Basil wrapped in cling film?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

"hang on a moment, if I can just knock it past the wall then I'm sure I'll be able to use my pace to.....has anybody got the number for the AA?"

[Ben.]

he can have it back when he signs a contract.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Having far too much fun the little ********

*Taller than me**

**Not that difficult really

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Play the game Theo and you will indeed play the game.

[Luis Anaconda]

He'll be getting a job next

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's true, it might be about 6 years since I attended.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

or spending 12 months travelling to exotic locations to have wonderful fun with girls from around the world.

Tough choice imo

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

By far the best option.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

or to bankrupt me.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We need a Hitler.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Not because you live in Munich but because of your rabid anti-semitism and vegetarian, teetotal lifestyle.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, he was taller than you then too

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You know how you get.

[Berni]

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web03/2010/3/11/13/hitler-without-a-mustache-28639-1268331901-46.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What?

[WHL87]

Time to test my theory that I bring them bad luck.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

I think he looks better.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's a handsome chap, th'ol Farage.

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

http://i-cms.linternaute.com/image_cms/original/945065-javier-bardem-l-effet-meche.jpg

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

[Rich]

I wouldn't say that many have been humiliating - just defeats.

I'd happily take a 2-1 to United where we dominate them, tbf.

[Berni]

He could send me to the gulags anytime :love:

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/a8bq80Y_700b.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

There've been some other pretty embarrassing ones too

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Any losses at Old Trafford, or indeed elsewhere, are absolutely f**k all to do with your actions.

See also the concept of Jinxing.

[Classic Jorge]

All he'd need was a pair of superfluous glasses and a juiced wheatgrass and he'd be the toast of Shoredich

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

The real jinx is my daughter, who is in attendance on Monday, she was conceived on the night of a less than glorious show in Paris in 2006.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I think we will win but then my attention is drawn to our appalling record against them, which I casually swipe away as being irrelevant, but it nags me even though it is utterly irrelevant.

Give me 10 of your Pound Sterling and ask me place a wager on the outcome and I would say a draw followed by a home win in the replay.

Liverpool to win the whole thing all the same.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

I couldn't even feel my face a couple of hours after that, let alone have sexual congress.

[Classic Jorge]

The best type, as I'm sure red would agree

[Berni]

[Red N White Army]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

**** days.