So. A chap dies and leaves a widow and several children. Now, a year or so down the line, the widow

[Berni]

starts seeing the chap who was her husband’s best man.

Does anyone else find that a tiny bit creepy? I just mean in the sense that it sort of suggests that, for all those years, your best mate was fancying your wife (and vice-versa presumably) and then, no sooner have you dropped off the perch than he’s in there, knobbing your widow. It’s just a bit icky for me.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Utterly repugnant.

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, not for me, Clive

[redgunamo]

Anyway, the widow and kids will need looking after. Financially and so on.

[Berni]

Mind you, unless something fairly substantial changes, it's not something you'd have to worry about happening. :-)

[Berni]

[Berni]

financially secure.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

those basic rules. The fellow should be shunned by all right-thinking people.

Mind you, I never liked him. Limp handshake.

[Berni]

[Trixie Popsicle]

[Berni]

Only quite a few people I've spoken to about it act as though I'm being unreasonable.

[Classic Jorge]

He should've chose someone of the requisite best man quality rather than someone who'd cuckold him before his body's cold.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Cock very next day.

Don't lie Trix.

[In Arsene we rust]

[redgunamo]

Oder :rubchin:

[Berni]

cad and a bounder.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Poor Sweep :-(

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

Or John Company, at least?

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Distraught with sorrow from the loss of their husband / friend they comforted each other, he listened to her cry each evening, and slowly but surely his arm made it around her shoulder and moved downwards like a cheetah stalking prey.

Then bang, he was in.

[redgunamo]

Still no pictures ...

[Berni]

[Berni]

the predatory nature of what happened. A drunken tumble would be one thing, but this was planned. Bad business.

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

act, r? :-(

What a disgusting idea.

[Trixie Popsicle]

[redgunamo]

:cooper:

[Peter]

How did you two meet? Etc

[Berni]

[Snin]

whether they were still alive at the time or not :-)

[Snin]

[Peter]

[Berni]

With the poor c**t just lying there croaking, they're cuckolding him? String 'em up, I say.

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

Not his best mate any more and not been seen since.

[Berni]

That is slightly different. That just means your best man and wife are c**ts.

[The Tony]

As long as you ain't funding the kids I think you're good.

You're his best man innit....he'd rather it was you than anyone else imo

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Rum deal all round

[Ashberto]