I am spending the weekend in Derbyshire. Should I expect disappointment?

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I went to a football match in Derby once. It was dreadful. Derby v West Ham. Worse than watching a George Graham Arsenal team.

[Berni]

I couldn't find central Derby. I'm not sure there is such a thing.

[Luis Anaconda]

Was heading back to Sheffield so left the ground going in a different direction to the other Arsenal fans. Walked down the wrong street the wrong way. Lots of lovely spittle and punches came my way. Hate those *******s

[Pokster]

you will have a better time in some parts of Derbyshire than others... like I would have a better time in Islington compared to New Cross

[Classic Jorge]

http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/matlock-simpsons-aarp.gif

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Stoke was actually rather scary. We stayed in Stafford, whose Town motto might as well be 'Yes, but at least we're not Stoke'

[Ashberto]

The City itself is hardly a model of loveliness, it must be said, but the museum is interesting if you are not some kind of cretinous thick c**t with no respect for this country's industrial heritage. :thumbup:

And of course the Peak District is nice, as has been mentioned.

[Monty91]

12 adults, 7 babies.

One cup.

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

You're basically going to hell.

[Berni]

Although you can use it to leave one or two women corraling the children while the rest of you f**k off to the pub. That's what I used to do.

[Nicosia Gooner]

I am sure you love tarts

http://www.heightsofabraham.com/

[Monty91]

http://www.ashbourneselfcatering.com/index.asp?getpage=true& amp;sid=67&ssid=113 (http://www.ashbourneselfcatering.com/index.asp?getpage=true&sid=67&ssid=113)

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Although 13 is a tricky number when it comes to wife swapping, I'd have thought?

[Berni]

is this man standing in front of a giant pair of labia? :rubchin:

http://www.heightsofabraham.com/files/cache/91c74d9c9b3e704f9fd750b29b6928a9_f49.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Is there not a Four Seasons in town?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Without wishing to be indelicate, does the preponderance of bablies not suggest that the ladies won't be in the, shall we say, finest condition in the ladyarea :-(

One may be old-fashioned but one does like to touch the sides. Occasionally.

[Monty91]

Otherwise it could get REALLY transgressive.

[Ashberto]

wait for the next tour, rather than joining the immediate one with lots of school children. Seeing as most of the stalacwossnames looked like enourmous willies it was good advice.

[Berni]

like a bit of plasticine. They bounce back really quite well in most cases. If you're not touching the sides, it's your parts that are deficient, not hers.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Strange that I only remembered the tights bit, though.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I mean that in all senses of the word, naturally.

[Berni]

impotence like a good little chap. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

All the best with that. :thumbup:

[Nicosia Gooner]

I hate heights!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Probably me.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It doesn't suit you.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Monty + "f**king off to the pub".

They would be back after 2.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Nicosia Gooner]