So, we've broken our new defender already. :drneg: #shadout

[Ashberto]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Jake]

http://www.mthai.com/en/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/walking-dead-popstyle-ew-com.jpg

[Twat Cuddles]

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

What is an extremely pedestrian ball hogging United team.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Am I missing some information perhaps.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

but if we do our usual bombing forward at Old Trafford he will be badly exposed and then he will be the scapegoat.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

may be a best fifteen or sixteen and you use them according to who you are playing against and other circumstances.

[Classic Jorge]

He's a bloody good defender when we don't leave him alone on the half way line needing to make silly challenges.

[Jake]

http://outsideoftheboot.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/UMTITI.jpg

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Jake]

Odd decision.

[The Tony]

http://youtu.be/jHNbrIPFMY4

[Classic Jorge]

It was a bad day at the office for the big lad from Hannover but to suggest an untried 20 year old with a handful of senior appearances should play ahead of him is crazy

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

We should never ever play with a static defence.

Football is a game largely based around movement and positioning, at least one of which is the polar opposite of being static.

If your point is based at us recklessly charging forward and losing all defensive discipline then I suggest your anger should be directed more towards Mertesacker's French colleague.

[Berni]

[Mo Britain less Europe]

when we're playing in the opposition half for most of the game we need more speed at the back and we are lucky enough to have it in Kos and Chambers.

[Classic Jorge]

Am I allowed to say that? It's not racialist, is it?

Who's the darkest player we ever had? Eboue? Lauren?

[Jake]

Nacho-time?

[Berni]

beyone a shade of Dairy Milk at best.

[Jake]

Clearly Ade though, or Sol.

[PSRB]

For the record, we'll win 3-0 or 4-1 over there

They really aren't very good and we won't be that bad twice

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're like us under Graham :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

There is no end to the misery. I should probably book the Wednesday off really

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Sure won't you be having the craic.

:-|

And indeed

:-|

[Jake]

[Luis Anaconda]

Worse still it is two people I know playing it - I shall have to be nice

[Classic Jorge]

Jesus, too far man, too far

[Berni]

You people are too touchy.

[Classic Jorge]

Enough with the bottom domestos now too

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Pubs with trad / folk sessions.

Good god.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I suffered a domestos splashback incident.

Come to think of it, I should check my nipsy; it might be gleaming white!

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

I don't really understand why. Also, she turns all electrical devices off at the switch, which drives me f**king bananas.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

She irons my f**king jimjams too.

[Berni]

Ours changes the duvet cover, which is worth 25 quid a week of anyone's money imo.