Monreal or Gibbs?

[Jake]

This is the situation:

http://projectfandom.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Luther-S3E4-Choice.png

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

She's not. She's my mate's mate. But I have met her so balls to you.

[Ashberto]

And Monorail looks like Peter Crouch.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

An actual celebrity.

Pre-Luther I think it was.

[Classic Jorge]

Not on your life you silly mong.

MONORAIL!

MONORAIL!

MONORAIIIIIIIIIIIIL!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I didn't know where to look when chatting to her afterwards.

Nice bottom. Her, not you.

[Ashberto]

Jorge is quite fluent in the "as I was saying to Larry the other day" construction.

[Classic Jorge]

He was born in about 1500, wasn't he?

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Jake]

Gyllenhal.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

She was in Saving Mr Banks I believe.

A really lovely lady.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

As a gentleman would.

[Berni]

Oh hang on, was she Colin Farrell's missus?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

Quite dark. She is good in it as a scary bird.

[Berni]

Do they not even allow you to take pictures?

[Classic Jorge]

I'm very much a Europa League name dropper here

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Jake]

I'm mates with her.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

She is rather toothsome. Give her my very besr regards.

[Classic Jorge]

A bit like Stacey from Eastenders and Sissy Spacek

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

Fancying Sissy Spacek is wrong, though.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

As endorsements go that is hardly up there at the top.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/blog/070917/maggie_gyllenhaal_300x400.jpg

[Berni]

striking, but can look quite odd at moments.

None of which detracts from her attractiveness, just that she is not classically beautiful.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I could feel it all up.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

I'm a sexsomniac, j! :cry:

[Supermac1976]

http://www.jewishjournal.com/images/made/65a1a06ebc792e16/art_maggie-gyllenhaal_072514_566_356_c1.jpg

[Berni]

putting.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Please?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

http://mimg.ugo.com/200811/14796/Maggie-gyllenhaal.jpg

[Jake]

I could procure said images for, say, a fee.

[Berni]

them at any time.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Phwoar. That's called a bagshot.

[Jake]

[Jake]

1000 big ones.

[Jake]

[Berni]

As to Bagshot, I have other information.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bagshot

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Fifty quid. Can't say fairer than that. And it must be her arse. No shaving your own rear end and tucking your scrofulous sac away.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Carry on.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

Maybe you should've satiated their sinful mores with a nocturnal humping