Bugger

[Monty91]

M25 Greater London Clockwise

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Incident type: accident
ACCIDENT
between J25 for A10 Greater London
and J26 for A121 High Beach
SEVERE Updated 7 minutes ago
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M25 Kent Anti-clockwise

2
Incident type: accident
ACCIDENT
between J1A for A282 Kent
and J31 for A1306 Lakeside
SEVERE Updated 18 minutes ago
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M25 Surrey Anti-clockwise

3
Incident type: accident
ACCIDENT
between J9 for A243 Surrey
and J8 for A217 Surrey
SEVERE Updated 30 minutes ago
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M25 Essex Anti-clockwise

4
Incident type: accident
ACCIDENT
between J26 for A121 Essex
and J25 for A10 London
SEVERE Updated 4 minutes ago

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

You hear lorries thundering up the A1*. :vsign:




*Like I thundered up your mum's A1 last night.

[Monty91]

and your illusory idyllic lifestyle comes crashing down around you.

[Berni]

She's from Bradford, ffs! She'd put gravy on everything if I let her.

[redgunamo]

and cook yourself?


*Not suggesting for a moment that that is a woman's' place.

No.

[Berni]

Much like you and hounds.

[redgunamo]