I see Ramsay is back in the squad. Missed him badly agin Monaco & spuds

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

[Classic Jorge]

Loving the fact that Coq's nose being mashed to a pulp wasn't even considered any sort of barrier to him playing though.

[Monty91]

for crying off with a broken schnozzer.

[Berni]

Boxers fight entire fights with broken noses where they're actually being punched, so running around a football pitch isn't too difficult.

[Ashberto]

:o

[Ashberto]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

He'd probably fall to the floor and roll around upon seeing himself on the big screen wearing one.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

I do hope he wears a mask though, I like a nice mask, me

[Snin]

big vain cnut

[Classic Jorge]

C'mon, you'll be saying we can learn stuff from rugby next.

I broke my nose once, it was a nightmare, my 2year old cousin rebroke it greeting me

[Snin]

[Berni]

finger.

The finger thing was manageable, since it was only my little finger, but the ribs thing was a bad idea, since I was utterly useless. Broken ribs are a proper c**t.

[Monty91]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3997 975&rid=5863&S=0fc665d4e9ed136937fc74e2fdfd0bc0 (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3997975&rid=5863&S=0fc665d4e9ed136937fc74e2fdfd0bc0)

[Berni]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

and miscontrolled the ball, tried a lame back heel, got caught too far upfield and mucked up a simple pass.

Question is, are these made up by his goal scoring?

If he does not score he is mostly a liability

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Two f**k off black eyes swollen almost shut can make it tricky to see where you're going, in my experience.

[Berni]

To be fair, I've never had a broken nose that did more than colour my eye area a rather fetching shade of purple, though.

[Berni]

breath to having hated it at school because the ball was so f**king hard and scary.

So it's either effete or it's too scary. Which is it?

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Jake]

[Peter]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

I used to do that to people :hide:

[Snin]

[Snin]

:-) goal line that is of course

[Ashberto]

Perhaps he fell asleep at the wheel.

[Classic Jorge]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/08/article-0-00ABA20000000578-239_306x423.jpg

[Snin]

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

lost his beard again?).

It's the thought of Vettel in a decent Ferrari maybe winning races while he trundles round at the back that is killing him imo.

[Snin]

ing to cancel / sicknote out of his mclaren contract tho makes sense..he's seen what lies ahead for the year imo

[Berni]

yank back into place said it was. :shrug:

Comfortingly, he absolutely reeked of booze.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]