Is any result other than a win possible tonight?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Not a tie, though. They're reserved for cricket, I think.

[Berni]

Who are we playing tonight?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I love strippers of a Wednesday.

[7evens]

There's no easy game in the Pemiership.... Er, Clive.

[Berni]

[Snin]

it or f**k off love and take your big arsed mate with you imo

[Snin]

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[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They are an exploration of the erotic in glamour, a taste of hedonism wrapped up in feathers and fur.

And you get the occasional flash of minge if you're lucky.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Or 12, 10, 9, 8, 7.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Go and take a very long, cold look in a mirror.

[Berni]

well be properly naked, it seems to me. For myself, I'm not much interested in either, merely trying to ascertain the point of one over another.

It seems to me that 'burlesque' is just a term that allows Guardian-reading men to ogle a bit of tit and arse without worrying about what the sisterhood thinks.

You're going to be surrounded by bearded liberal studies lecturers with hard ons, in other words. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to have a delightful evening, beginning with drinks and a meal, moving onto the old-world glamour of burlesque and culminating, no doubt, in more drinks, all in the company of cheerful, fun, open-minded friends.

Perhaps you could telephone at around 9 to piss in my chips?

[The Tony]

Poor claude

[Snin]

[Snin]

when will you have a chance to bang one out ? toilet ? imagine with bunch of males saying lets go to burlesque night ? they would rightly laugh in your face unless they were dutch transvestites imo what next you going to the supper club and hanging out with trapeze artists and trannies ? bloody commie hippy

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Polly Rae is a fine entertainer.

[Berni]

You and your coterie of friends excluded, naturally.

[Snin]

[Supermac1976]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The omelette was top notch by the way.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You know, the one that looked somewhat 'different'.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

She saw sense in the end.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I attended a musical recital of my wife's choice one night and it was simply an ordeal which a minor combination of drink & drugs, and special seats, only made worse.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It is essentially a poof's coffee and I am no poof Mohamudberto.

Yours was a bizarre question anyway as I am sure you will know any result is possible in any game of football. As it goes, we will win with relative ease.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Ashberto]

Your persecution of this group by association with things deemed un-manly seems unbecoming for a man of peace.

It's not as if they're protestants, or anything like that.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Simply a term. Does not in any way denote a hatred of or a feeling of superiority over.