Dinner? Pizza, Kebab, KFC, Some sort of massive roll from Subway,

[Pat Vegas]

Other,

All of the above?

[Classic Jorge]

Literally the most interesting part of this is my chorizo crutons *sigh*

[the splendor of antigone]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No chips.

I'm making Cullen skink. Sorta.

[Monty91]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Spinach and Laughing Cow cheese triangle, to be precise.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[redgunamo]

:****er:

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, it's yielding some results. And, quite frankly, if I can manage this **** in the depths of winter it's going to be a doddle in the summer.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Do you bench?

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Monty91]

Half of the point of working out is so you can eat what the f**k you want.

Unless you're one of those gayers who only has to look at a carbohydrate to put on weight. In which case, as you were.

[Classic Jorge]

I'm basically doing cardio stuff (rowing, running, cycling) to get my engine back.

Though the way my knee is flaring up already I doubt there's much scope to recapture my past glories as a mercurial, deep lying playmaker. My engine is now akin to an 400cc 1982 Yugo.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Safe to say they both just looked at me as if I was an absolute c**t, and but for their ages they probably would have referred to me as such.

Neither of them ate it.

[Classic Jorge]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

stick their cock up your arse a few times.

Honestly, just a little effort needed and gyms are a very inclusive, welcoming place.

[Classic Jorge]

Though I may well need to find some way to order a bulk shipment of belts

[Classic Jorge]

Sadly, that boxer is Ricky Hatton

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

throughout the day, whereas with cardio you stop burning energy as soon as you stop exercising, don't you?

[redgunamo]

What do you bench?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why don't you just chew a cardboard box?

[Classic Jorge]

I just need to get rid of some timber imo, then I can diversify from there. The pool's pretty ace so I'll be doing plenty of swimming.

Somebody asked me whether I played rugby the other day :-(

[Ashberto]

Straight out of the tin. Might as well do it properly.

[Monty91]

complex carbohydrates of wholemeal bread.

Me? I have no excuse.

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Slice your spam, make a simple batter of flour, milk and an egg, throw in a handful of coarsely chopped fresh coriander, dip your spam slices and deep fry until golden and crispy.

Serve topped with plenty more coriander :thumbup:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Smoking Goat again tomorrow.

Don't tell me you haven't been yet? JUST HOW BEHIND TREND CAN A MAN BE?

[Monty91]

Swimming is lovely - petty much as pleasant as it gets in a gymnasium. Except when they make you wear one of those rubber hats to stop you contaminating the pool with your hair diseases.

It's hard to close your eyes and imagine you're swimming off the coast of Portofino when you're wearing the world's thickest condom on your head.

[Ashberto]

John Major :bow:

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Monty91]

I believe Smoking Goat is no-reservations? To be perfectly blunt, you can stick that squarely up your mother's hole.

Have you been to Kitty Fischer yet? Liked the look of that a lot.

[Ashberto]

http://www.simonkennedy.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/nicholas_hawksmoor_christs_church_spitalfields_lon don_architectural_photographer_005.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Prop

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/03/06/article-0-1BC2B23C00000578-682_634x425.jpg

Back

http://planetout.typepad.com/.a/6a01156e9cba4c970c0133f321e171970b-800wi

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He knows his grub, does Twix.

I'm usually of your mind with no reservation policies, but I'll be going quite early so don't expect a problem. Obviously if there's a queue I'll f**k off to the Delaunay or Hawksmoor.

[Classic Jorge]

I think it was the Boca Juniors kit that confused the Rugtard

[Classic Jorge]

Free podcasts LOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL

[Classic Jorge]

"Hello, you look like you can't play football and thus have been forced to play a remedial sport"

FUUUuuUUuUuuUuUuuuUuuUUUuuck off!

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I say this without knowledge of the establishment but I did see it referred to as such just last week I think it was.

Proper gentleman is T.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Though your ability to answer him in a pithy manner may be hampered by him being elbow deep in your anus.

Gyms.

Beware.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

Don't asked me why, I was totally knackered after work and couldn't face a frozen pizza.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How about a sustainable fish instead? What's tomorrow? A pandaburger? Endangered species mixed grill?

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

An occasional treat.


The Siberian Tiger nipples in Ghost Orchid aspic will make a lovely dessert though. Pricey, though. Half a pound of them set me back a fortune.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We fruitarians are saving the planet.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

trekking round the globe following the seasonal offerings. Should be plenty of apples falling in New Zealand right about now.

[Fred Killah]

http://s3.amazonaws.com/foodspotting-ec2/reviews/1891012/thumb_600.jpg?1339621876

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[redgunamo]

Venezuelan piscine that apparently costs a modest and reasonable two-and-a-half grand a go. And also that this splendid fellow cannot consider himself properly content and fulfilled in any group including fewer than six chums of his own sort.

Now, nobody minds Greenpeace and sustainable and Save the Planet and a' that but where will it all end? I mean to say, how long before I have to put on a short skirt and lipstick and heels and bring them all breakfast in bed

:-|

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Nicosia Gooner]