Are we allowed to talk about Adam Johnson?

[Pat Vegas]

[Classic Jorge]

I'm not entirely sure what would possess a millionaire footballer to risk it all for knobbing a schoolgirl.

Well, apart from a sense of noncey lust, that is

[Pat Vegas]

make it sound worse.

It's the probe part.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

he's not going to be short of opportunities to dip his wick, is he? It would seem sensible to choose the 'obviously of legal age' category, rather than poking around in the 'Hmm, this one's nice and young' section.

[Supermac1976]

You don't get much more thick mackem****land than Easington, pit villages. :shudder:

[Pat Vegas]

and if she had a fake ID then it's her fault.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We'll write to you on E Wing.

[Classic Jorge]

I've been to easing ton. It combines the charm of an abandoned pit village with the, um, charm of a windswept and battered-by-the-north-sea Royston Vasey.

I did like how someone altered his wikipedia page to say he made one appearance for the england under 15s though

[Pat Vegas]

You are in your 20's you meet a girl out.

She says she's 18 whatever. She has a tremendously well made fake id. Only turns out later she's 15.

The man will still get done. How far to you need to check into this?

Though 15 year old girls should be easy to spot.

[IUFG]

thems the rules...

if her age is under the resulting number. You is a nonce :judge:

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This will ensure compliance with the law, as well as starting to rebuild the moral fibre of society in a decent christian fashion.

Yes. I'm calling for a ban on sexual activity outside marriage.

[Rich]

my sex outside of marriage? :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Like you've seen a naked lady :hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

[PSRB]

that went well

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

their urges.

If women cannot stop themselves from coupling like beasts in the fields, they clearly are not fit to live in civilised society. Let us give thanks for brave sisters who are prepared to keep us safe from these fallen hussies. Amen.

[Rich]

She's got something called a hydrosalpinx which could stop her conceiving naturally. She's in huge amounts of pain that we're trying to manage with various opioids. She's a bit down in the dumps.

We've got to go and see the gynecologist in a few weeks.

[The Tony]

:o

[Berni]

Mind you, my support for this position is similar to my support for compulsory national service for everyone under 25 in that it seems a tremendous idea now it no longer applies to me.

[Classic Jorge]

I'm no medical man but I do like to deconstruct greek words.

Been a bit of that whole downstairs business with my OH, bad business imo

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

could save us a lot of problems.

The same holds true for the homosexualists, of course. Were we to outlaw such practices, we'd soon find them changing their minds.

[Supermac1976]

But it was thought to be a bit dodgy as she was 16 & they filmed her, that said Xvideos have still got the clip up. So who knows. :rubchin:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Sunderland_AFC
Read roasting video halfway down.

[PSRB]

Under 16 yes, them's the rules

[Pokster]

him get much sympathy for thinking she was 16