Disabled lavatories. The one at work is on the ground floor, so I often pop in there for a slash as

[Berni]

I leave the building and it leaves me wondering.

First of all, it's on the ground floor. Fair enough, but there are no offices down there and we don't have a lift so, if there were any disableds in the building (which there aren't), they'd be able to use the loo, but that's about it.

Second, the urinal has a vertical handrail either side of it. Why? If you need to support yourself during urination, surely sitting down would be the best option for you? Equally, who would urinate standing up while holding both handrails? Surely that would just mean piss going everywhere?

All very odd if you ask me.

[Snin]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Oh God, this is going to be like that time with The Choir; I'll be watching it naked, sobbing, eating cocktail sausages and drinking scotchish.

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-31682196

[Berni]

That's not a good situation if you're a bit shaky on your pins, is it? Best to sit and piss imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They sound like Motorhead but more musical.

[Berni]

of imo. Sneaky Finns.

[Snin]

[Berni]

I, of course, would never empty my bowels in a public lavatory.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And not so warty.

[Berni]

thoroughly patronised. :-( I do hope not.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm happy.

[Berni]

Not with that line-up, anyway.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

When I came out he rather snottily asked “what are you doing in there, you’re not disabled” at which point I said I was and carried on my business.

It was not by any means my best retort ever but I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Thing is the able bodied jacks were up about 20 steps. f**k that.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

They would rob the Eurovision given the chance.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I mean, the bloke who owns the factory making Smerkjaertbrood is coining it, isn't he? And he's not selling traditional Finnish breakfast rolls all over Europe, is he?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They must be like, 'No, we're proper gyppos!' 'f**k off, we were pikeys first!'

[Snin]

they seemed happy with the honest response

[Berni]

Seriously, how do you not know how to flush a lavatory? Nobody's in that much of a hurry, are they?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Thing is I wasn’t even using the facilities for a number 1 or 2 so was flustered at best.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

In that video, the lead singer steals the show. I like his rocking back and forth Arthur Fowler stylee. Plus, at 1.18, he seems to be vigorously masturbating.

Eurovision needs more of this imo.

[Classic Jorge]

Filthy ******* that Seb Coe

[Snin]

only feckers who do horse trot cart racing imo

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

f**ker nearly took the door off the hinges banging it, I didn’t know if there was an actual real disabled or what so by the time I sorted myself out and composed myself to exit it was just one sorry episode.

I suppose the correct action was to walk out dragging my left leg behind me.

[Monty91]

on public transport when there are no disablers or old people on said transport at the time.

In fact, on National Express coaches, the sign explicitly says "please give this seat up IN THE EVENT of it being needed by a disabalist or old person"

This did not stop someone having a go at me a while back. I merely pointed at the sign and raised an eyebrow, which goes to show that something or other.

[Berni]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk6QZY5G_b8

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, happens to the best of us. Even people who play actual sports, not just parts of sport which is ultimately what athletics is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t_8pfbCH-4