I have decided to grow a beard. I haven't shaved since Thursday.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

So far I have a little Nevillesque fluff, in patches.

How long before I'm the full lumberjack?

[Pokster]

[Classic Jorge]

Not only do you look a bit Gerry Adams with a beard, and that's literally the best possible outcome, you've also missed the beard boat for at least another decade and a half.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm desperate for some grey. I can't manage it on my head, sadly.

[Pokster]

I seem to be getting some grey in my eyebrows :-(

[Classic Jorge]

http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/77042000/jpg/_77042581_77042580.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Go for the full alopoecia look. The Goodhew, if you will.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

in fact I want to be Kenny Rogers. Is that weird

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I seem to be a bit Irish in the beard areas.

[PSRB]

shaving it off later!

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Luis Anaconda]

although it was the gingerish areas that have gone grey so thank f**k for that

[Luis Anaconda]

[Supermac1976]

http://youtu.be/0lLtlr4SgM8

[Trixie Popsicle]

they're absolutely horrid things!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If I don't look like Santa by then, it's coming off.

[Trixie Popsicle]

[Trixie Popsicle]