Sorry, but I just thought I should post something above m's last effort to stop the place looking

[Berni]

like an Ian Watkins fan site. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If I begin vomiting, I fear I shall never cease.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

[Berni]

Have you been gorging, then? Whereabouts?

[Ashberto]

I'm not scrolling down. That last thread looks NSFW.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've damaged myself this time and no mistake.

[Classic Jorge]

Only to find out that the concierge who calls me Sir all the time has been diagnosed with a brain tumour.

DAMN YOU MONTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The crisps, not the tuber.

[Berni]

I've a nasty feeling we polished off the bottle. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Quite annoying and indeed disconcerting.

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

Are you joining us degenerates?

[Berni]

By the way, that dress has gone blue and black now. Weird. :-(

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

In the absence of more preferable intoxicants I thought I'd join in and have a drink or two. Four pints of guinness, some lagers at the venue and a few cheeky double brandies later and I feel like proper **** today.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I thought I had finished the evening with 4 pints of Guinness; Iwas unaware that there was a bottle of port still to come. I believe the port curdled the porter.

[Berni]

I'm told it looked rather amusing, but at the time I was pretty sure I was dying.

[Classic Jorge]

I'd love a precis as to why it's been such a debate.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How was I supposed to know it would end badly?

[Berni]

The odd thing is that, now I've been told it actually is blue and black, it looks blue and black, whereas earlier I was happy to swear blind it was white and gold.

I feel a bit scared. :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

Well I say that, but she tells me this morning that I got a bit sexsomniac again.

No memory of it at all. :-(

Sorry, the image of me enjoying marital relations whilst still asleep probably isn't helping your condition, is it?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Who the hell starts drinking Guinness at midnight?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I love a pint of Guinness as much as any strapping son of Ireland but to "start" on it at midnight, having already had a skinful of other booze (assumption) is an error.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Pal.

[Berni]

glasses, move on to wine glasses and finish with small glasses (or at least small glasses in terms of the volume of liquid held therein).

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

Apparently my speech was quite lucid and I seemed completely aware.

With hindsight, those things alone should have told her all was not well. :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Pity you went and listened to Springsteen lite American rubbish.

[Classic Jorge]

You are, don't argue

[Berni]

Actually, I can only remember thinking Sir C was really pissed once - and that was when we'd been drinking rough cider in the hot sun. Most of the time, he seems much soberer than I am.

[Classic Jorge]

Your main chap came out in a flannel shirt and for a moment I was back in the early 90s.

Lack of Superfuzz and/or Big Muff though.

[Classic Jorge]

[Red N White Army]

The more lethal the poison.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Trust me.

[Classic Jorge]

You should give them another listen, imo. Anyway, your merkins are just better at music.

Off to see George Clinton and Parliament Funkadelic in April.

Bring on the mothership!

[Berni]

part of the country set.

He urinated on a roundabout.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5086/5333943950_2c062d7465.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You see that would be quite funny and foot tapping.

WoD do nothing for me.

[Supermac1976]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Not our finest hour.

[Berni]

I enjoyed the pork scratchings, though. We must have smelled fabulous.

[Berni]

'a goose's neck'. :-(

I had to drag him away before the constabulary arrived.

[Ashberto]