They'd lie on a slab and say fillet

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

No wonder that fat old fecker's grinning

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[Classic Jorge]

I don't know about you but I like my butchers to know what they're talking about. They should be ruddy faced gentlemen, missing fingers optional, who are at least third generation.

My butchers have been in business since 1813

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

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[Classic Jorge]

[Pokster]

[Snin]