I'm quite looking forward to tonight. Some spectacular pork chops,

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

a bottle or two of Bordeaux's finest, a roaring fire and a comfortable home win unsullied by Andy Townsend.

Yes, I can think of worse Wednesday evenings.

[Berni]

I'm not convinced by pork chops. Not convinced at all. Even thick ones from nice pigs don't taste of much.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

or are you deviating from the tried and tested 'opposition cuisine' that has seen us go this far in the competition?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You'll love 'em.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/pork_chop_maman_blanc_7160 8 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/pork_chop_maman_blanc_71608)

[Snin]

sausages, chicken, lamb etc..it is mad the difference. Having sausage and mash tonight..cant wait :-)

http://www.maceysorganicfood.co.uk/

[Berni]

However, I prefer them a la Normande, with a bit of cider, calvados, cream and sauteed apples.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

with my dinner, you freak of nature.

I shall cook them properly.

[Jake]

Boring.

[Berni]

Take it from the man who brought you garlic custard.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're a genetic aberration man.

[Snin]

when that happens you are like blood imo

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Sick *******.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

I did something nice with cider sauce from Elizabeth David's French Provincial cooking once.

[Berni]

He came with jam.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Why not chuck a few babanas and a pineapple in there as well?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Is a herb though

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Yes, I know. :rolleyes:

They're not really, though, are they?

[Berni]

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

In Madeira they do fish with banana. Why?

And gammon and pineapple. Just no

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

I'd maybe draw the line at Flipper

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

f**k it all into the bin and bring me a pork chop.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I may borrow that, if you wouldn't be offended?

[Berni]

Mind you, I was pretty horifically drunk by that stage and had just spent several hours naked in a hot tub with various Scandis.

[Luis Anaconda]

without having to sully yourself with vegetables

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

He doesn't know if your dog is real or imaginary.

That way you get the benefits of dog ownership without having to demean yourself by picking up it's **** in the park.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I did after all.