I have a feeling tonight will be a bore draw... they haven't had a domestic league game

[Pokster]

with more than 1 goal for almost 2 months

[Luis Anaconda]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Classic Jorge]

They can sometimes be an interesting tactical battle and can sometimes be frenetic games which happen to just not have a few goals in them for whatever reason.

Still, they're usually preferable to games where the home side races into an early 20- lead and spends 60 mins playing conservatively as a result.

[Monty91]

All that licking and fingering, when what you really need is a big black thrusting cock.

That simile may have gone a little tangential http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Classic Jorge]

Lesbian sex does, at least from a cursory look at Pornhub's stats, seem to be mystifyingly popular though.

0-0 draws are probably if anything a more niche fetish, like Sploshing or Plushies maybe.

Now here's something I really don't get, Incest Porn

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No, I'm not googling.

[Classic Jorge]

Cream, custard, women sitting on cakes, that sort of thing.

Plushies is for people who like velour costumes, basically mascot porn. Gunnersaurus was young and needed the money.

Not my bag but there you go, the old in out is a broad church and there's something there for everybody. Unlike real churches, I guess.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Sploshing, not for me Clive.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Save for when the play PSG.

1-0.

[Ben.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEXTkQA5YGI

[Classic Jorge]

I know what you mean on the sploshing side though. Whilst on the face of it your dairy products might initially be pleasing to the touch nothing's going to be quite as off-putting as the off milk smell you get - i imagine, ahem - the morning after.

Also, it'll get your passages as claggy and mucus filled, wouldn't it?

[Luis Anaconda]

[Pokster]

[Classic Jorge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ5CdJwKNI8

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[Norn Iron]

[Monty91]

[Luis Anaconda]

already booked the trip to Berlin *






*Over Easter just for a break that is

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They play in a multi-storey car park, apparently. Don't the pillars get in the way?

[Pokster]

but that's another story

[Classic Jorge]

He ploughed me like a field last time, I'm not going near him

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I hate those cars. They're rubbish.

[Classic Jorge]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/Ailsa_Stewart.jpg

[Monty91]

It took me about three hours to work out where it was.

Me and cars weren't really meant to me :-(

[Classic Jorge]

This was not a problem for the first few hours, well at least not until we pulled into some venta for a toilet stop, at which point I realised I didn't have a clue to make it go backwards and ended up pushing it around a car park.

Bloody Vauxhalls/Opels and their ****ty secret reverses

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What goes on in your head?

[Classic Jorge]

It's a bit like when you prattle on about how good Hall & Oates are before everyone got into them.

Just let it ride

[Monty91]

http://loveallblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/alf-stewart.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Because I'm rubbish at sex.

[Monty91]

http://cache4.asset-cache.net/gc/200200359-005-girl-sitting-on-chest-of-drawers-eating-gettyimages.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=4tgXI9QlMy8kCQlodIuW%2FmrlnSQS4rn5RmzkAGEaviN7J7 6%2Bq0hsv%2Bn1zDvZolm1

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/xoxdeathsex/kateritchieqt2mPN.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Back in 5.

[Classic Jorge]

https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6133/6015067182_c0a6fd0e8f.jpg

[Berni]

Damned shame. Shouldn't be allowed imo.

[Classic Jorge]

Though she started talking me through what it entails and it's rather scary

[Berni]

It's very wrong.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

A pair of bananas was all that remained.

[Berni]