Rumours that Boris is agitating to be parachuted in to Kensington and Chelsea

[Classic Jorge]

Settle down Boris, his chair's not even cold. I suspect we'll be seeing a lot more of this image. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/08/article-2185322-1453AD23000005DC-81_306x423.jpg

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

There are few greater mendacious lines than "I'm self employed, I don't have a boss".

Yes you do, it's us.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]