I've only been going to the gym for a fortnight and I've gone down a trouser size

[Classic Jorge]

I've dipped below 15st too.

I'm wasting away!

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

visualisation of you as an emaciated northern waif, reeking of tripe and Old Holborn is clearly way off the mark :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Good luck with your endeavours. Let us know what you bench.

[Classic Jorge]

I'm just trying to remember what trousers are 34" wons now though

['Neg]

[Classic Jorge]

I've been off the fags for some time now too.

Just the intravenous heroin to go and I'll be in tip top shape

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

You should try the only alcohol and no food diet. Works wonders

[Classic Jorge]

[Curly]

[Classic Jorge]

[Curly]

Except the ones that I have met but I'm seeking help for that

[PSRB]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Gym or no gym.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Luis Anaconda]

I think Crazy Dog took it

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It was rather arousing.

[Curly]

[Classic Jorge]

You of all people must know what a lifetime of Irish cooking does to a man.

Anyway, I'm 14.7 now and for your information I carried my fat c**tishness well

[Classic Jorge]

[Curly]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Simply that 15 stone sounds like a lot of timber for a man of your age.

[Luis Anaconda]

[PSRB]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Back when we had hair and teeth.

[PSRB]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Mc Gooner]