View Full Version : So four in five women don't shower every day?
Berni
02-24-2015, 12:26 PM
Well mine does, which suggests to me that the rest of you are knocking about with some right grimy old sorts. :-(
Curly
02-24-2015, 12:29 PM
Dry shampoo.
So,how the f**k does that work then?
Pat Vegas
02-24-2015, 12:29 PM
Pat Vegas
02-24-2015, 12:30 PM
Nothing new women used to use Talc.
Berni
02-24-2015, 12:31 PM
that us men are not meant to know.
Pat Vegas
02-24-2015, 12:32 PM
Changes your life.
man i love a bidet..a crack so clean you can rack your toast in it imo
Berni
02-24-2015, 12:35 PM
She thinks visitors will think one of us has some sort of problem.
Pokster
02-24-2015, 12:36 PM
sorry, couldn't use a your mum joke there :shrug:
and my anusol in the spare toothbrush cup
Pat Vegas
02-24-2015, 12:38 PM
Berni
02-24-2015, 12:38 PM
Pat Vegas
02-24-2015, 12:39 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-24-2015, 12:40 PM
I know of people who only shower once a day, the dirty *******s, but not even once?
I refuse to countenance such a possibility.
Berni
02-24-2015, 12:41 PM
Mine was quite surprised when I transferred the contents of my medicine cabinet and she found Anusol in there. I think she was more taken aback by the fact that I was matter-of-fact about it than anything.
Berni
02-24-2015, 12:43 PM
being naked at all. Even so, though, it's made me look at the women I work with with a serious degree of distaste. Dirty biddies.
http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mgX777-2pmBYWtweUNyja2g.jpg
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-24-2015, 12:44 PM
:-(
Classic Jorge
02-24-2015, 12:46 PM
Piles?
Berni
02-24-2015, 12:46 PM
cleaning and that this male idea of them being dirty and smelly if unattended is unfounded.
But we know different, don't we? :nod:
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-24-2015, 12:48 PM
Yes. Yes we do :-(
wonder if he needed a blast ? :hehe:
Pat Vegas
02-24-2015, 12:48 PM
By that I mean there is a list of clean and dirty wons.
Berni
02-24-2015, 12:48 PM
I haven't had a flare-up in years, but I'd never want to risk being Anusol-less if I did.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-24-2015, 12:49 PM
Are you French?
Berni
02-24-2015, 12:50 PM
going to cut it, do you?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-24-2015, 12:51 PM
Don't you get embarrassed telling your valet to push it in?
Berni
02-24-2015, 12:51 PM
I prefer just to pop one of the lads up there and go about my day with a whistle and a jaunty gait.
Classic Jorge
02-24-2015, 12:52 PM
been there, specifically that time when I fell asleep on the toilet that time
Berni
02-24-2015, 12:57 PM
Grubby fellow.
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