So four in five women don't shower every day?

[Berni]

Well mine does, which suggests to me that the rest of you are knocking about with some right grimy old sorts. :-(

[Curly]

Dry shampoo.
So,how the f**k does that work then?

[Pat Vegas]

[Pat Vegas]

Nothing new women used to use Talc.

[Berni]

that us men are not meant to know.

[Pat Vegas]

Changes your life.

[Snin]

man i love a bidet..a crack so clean you can rack your toast in it imo

[Berni]

She thinks visitors will think one of us has some sort of problem.

[Pokster]

sorry, couldn't use a your mum joke there :shrug:

[Snin]

and my anusol in the spare toothbrush cup

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I know of people who only shower once a day, the dirty *******s, but not even once?

I refuse to countenance such a possibility.

[Berni]

Mine was quite surprised when I transferred the contents of my medicine cabinet and she found Anusol in there. I think she was more taken aback by the fact that I was matter-of-fact about it than anything.

[Berni]

being naked at all. Even so, though, it's made me look at the women I work with with a serious degree of distaste. Dirty biddies.

[Snin]

http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mgX777-2pmBYWtweUNyja2g.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:-(

[Classic Jorge]

Piles?

[Berni]

cleaning and that this male idea of them being dirty and smelly if unattended is unfounded.

But we know different, don't we? :nod:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Yes. Yes we do :-(

[Snin]

wonder if he needed a blast ? :hehe:

[Pat Vegas]

By that I mean there is a list of clean and dirty wons.

[Berni]

I haven't had a flare-up in years, but I'd never want to risk being Anusol-less if I did.

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Are you French?

[Berni]

going to cut it, do you?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Don't you get embarrassed telling your valet to push it in?

[Berni]

I prefer just to pop one of the lads up there and go about my day with a whistle and a jaunty gait.

[Classic Jorge]

been there, specifically that time when I fell asleep on the toilet that time

[Snin]

rising inside imo

[Berni]

Grubby fellow.