Not being rude, but if you’re a Christian and you have a Muslamic telling you he’ll cut your head

[Monty91]

off if you don’t convert to Islam, and you refuse because of your own pig-headed and dogmatic ‘faith’ , I’m not sure I have an awful lot of sympathy for you.

[Pat Vegas]

he clearly is breaking the 10 commandments of his religion so how can you trust him to be a good and proper Muslimist?

[Berni]

:shrood:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm not doing as I'm told by any Muslamic type, or indeed any f**ker, unless he be a duly appointed officer of the law, an Arsenal steward, or a Parky.

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And then when the attacker has calmed down convert back.

You could even do the original conversion with your fingers behind your back as to make the whole thing null and void.

[Berni]

However, I suppose I might feel differently if I believed in things like eternal life, souls and whatnot.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This post is brought to you by UKIP.

[Berni]

Admittedly, compared to your head it's not a big deal, but still.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No, no, it's out of the question, I'm afraid.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

f**king murky business by the sounds of it.

[Pat Vegas]

I am ignorant and probably suggesting this will get my head cut off.

[Rich]

villages and such like they ask people if they are muslamic. If they say yes they are asked to recite various versus from the Quran. The possible outcomes are outlined below.

Says they are muslamic, able to recite verses - Permitted to live under sharia law for rest of life

Says the are muslamic, unable to recite verses - beheaded/burnt in cage etc

Says they are not muslamic - filmed being beheaded/burnt in cage etc.

I think it's nice that they don't over complicate matters.

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A subtlety placed pin badge, or a nice scarf perhaps.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Where do they find brown nylon suits and old blue shirts?

[Berni]

Basically, Islam is a hotchpotch of beliefs largely culled from other religions and the need to have excuses for killing people.

[Pat Vegas]

tonight 10pm Sky Spor........:chop:

[Berni]

Basically, everything's baggy, isn't it? Very depressing.

[Rich]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10922770_1563137607305906_3607592558051940959_n.jp g?oh=f5e13d0b5f770f9e7e68e8f15fcfce4c&oe=5551AA77&__gda__=1434686030_42a34c9a0f5eeb75d303f361101b4a0 f

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pat Vegas]

how come Jewish ladies dress like they are from the 1920's?

[Pat Vegas]

:-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Proper hardcore EIE.

You could then produce the replica 1971 FA Cup medal to dazzle him.

f**k me we are gimps.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am not sure mutilating a man's cock is really up there in terms of membership benefits.

[Classic Jorge]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls3qisEB8r1qkfnu9o7_r1_250.gif

[Berni]

http://www.awimb.com/mugshots/jorge.jpg

[Pat Vegas]

Maybe they wouldn't let any of them on the train.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Does that help?

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The star anise incident has been dealt with.

[Curly]

Offer a bowl of soup and Sam's yer man :nod:

[Berni]

And the great thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm"

[Supermac1976]

[Curly]

[Berni]

Vienna in 1683, but after that it was downhill all the way.

http://www.paperworx.com.au/shop_image/product/3077f130017bdf07b4787e4614cfbf6a.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

They would not see that coming.

[Berni]

be rather less effective in battle than those who actually fancy surviving. A man will kill an awful lot of people to survive, but someone who doesn't care might not kill anyone, you see. Because to such people, dying for the cause is much more important than killing for it.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Daft bugger.

[Curly]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Paradise awaits. Like all religion it is not based on reason is it?

[Curly]

although I wouldn't fancy facing a mad mussy personally

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

:hehe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ8jGqdE2iw

Classic

[The Tony]

It will be the Mormons are proven has the correct religion.

Shout out to my boy joseph smith!

[Curly]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You drunk mate?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

who hurled themselves furiously and suicidally at our highly-disciplined, well-armed modern army (including Maxim Guns).

The result? We lost 47 men. They lost up to 20,000.

Clearly Allah was having a day off.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Did it at Live Aid, I recall. All keyboardy and that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRrgeImk40w

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Curly]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Passed out in a bar in Donegal.

I was an Irish Language summer student at the Gaeltacht. That worked well.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'Bad' was a triumph.

[Curly]

It's in the open now so CAN WE PLEASE JUST LET IT GO?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The Blades pulled out.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I may be thinking of Nik Kershaw, of course. Who could ever tell the buggers apart?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://images.bwwstatic.com/columnpic4/28BEA37DD-E219-83F9-0C69A54D6F6B993B.jpg

[Curly]

wd the presenters

[Berni]

I seem to remember we didn't make many bones about killing the wounded, either. Bit of a savage, old Kitchener. Effective, though.

[Curly]

Leafing through a million LP's for hours on end :-(

[Curly]

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

He was a bit of a nutter wasn't he, old W. Probably drunk to be fair

[Curly]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Absolutely superb gig I must say. Downmarket was like fulfilling a lifetime dream.

[Curly]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Only the one night this time.


Could be an annual thing I suppose, Pogues on Paddys Night type thing. Surprised they haven't headed up north.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ouJm-joeI

They did it twice on the night such was the reaction. Not sure I have ever experienced that at a gig before.

[Curly]

[Ashberto]

https://pmchollywoodlife.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/south-park-book-of-mormon-ftr.jpg?w=600&h=717&crop=1