Talking about dick size... I went to my girlfriend's mother's house yesterday. Went toilet >>>

[Twat Cuddles]

and tried to stick my dick inside the toilet roll tube. I couldn't even get my bell end inside.

Is that normal or am I a girthy guy?

[Nicosia Gooner]

[pjlincs]

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2012/apr/20/sainsbury s-toilet-roll-carbon-emissions (http://www.theguardian.com/environment/2012/apr/20/sainsburys-toilet-roll-carbon-emissions)

[Selkey - Wenger's hairpiece is a masterstroke]

I go through a roll in three or four days as I **** at least once, many times twice per day.