Things which are better in the US than the UK.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

In the movies, our hero and heroine order 'take out' to be delivered to their loft apartment in New York, and eat it with chopsticks from these:

http://takeawayblog.5pm.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/chinese-take-out.jpg

We get to drive down to the Sun Do and lean on the laminated counter reading a 3 day old Daily Mirror, then end up with this ****.

http://www.picturescolourlibrary.co.uk/loreswithlogo/2173217.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Curry sauce.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

I'm currently practicing my fake 'grateful' face for when I discover it has sultanas in it :-(

[Billy Goat Sverige]

you described where you go in and ask for a 24, 43 etc...

Nearly all the McDonalds have shut down here and there's just one drive through left :-(

[Snin]

http://www.myfriendshouse.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/take-away-box.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

best come home before it's too late.

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's dull, isn't it?

[Supermac1976]

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

http://www.wingyipstore.co.uk/p-8170-cooks-curry-concentrate -hot-spicy.aspx (http://www.wingyipstore.co.uk/p-8170-cooks-curry-concentrate-hot-spicy.aspx)

[Monty91]

ingredients.

But I like it bland and lifeless for sentimental reasons It reminds me of my childhood.

[Classic Jorge]

I pretended to be a hebrew and it was well worth it. Obviously the subterfuge wasn't going to last if they dug too deeply, mind.

[Snin]

[Monty91]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

If you do, you are a liar.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.movpins.com/big/MV5BODA2NDQyMjgyMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTQzNzYzNA/still-of-rosalind-harris-and-topol-in-fiddler-on-the-roof-%281971%29-large-picture.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Your missus sounds like a good laugh.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[In Arsene we rust]

[Classic Jorge]

I've a long history of passing as a jew, it comes with the territory of going to school in north west london.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

As in chinese takeaway sweet and sour.

[Monty91]

[Snin]

[Snin]

you *******s .. its orrible in hong kong style with it over everyting but as an acidey, vinegrary sauce in a cup..its bloody there mate ..its there

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

who is definitely not a Jew.

Fair play if you swung that one.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Mine comes from Dublin 16, not Hong Kong, and it’s f**king rank. As it has been on most occasions I have ever had it.

The sweet & sour flavour from a Thai for example, lovely. Even an indian, lovely.

Chinese, rank.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

You could check out my twitter profile for proof of my not looking like an asian hommer.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Quite busy in fact.

[redgunamo]

[7evens]

[Snin]

[7evens]

and the gap has closed, as we've learned primarily from them any way but the overall ethos of customer service is still far higher in the US.

[Snin]

dont give a f**k trailer trasdh ****s..so i REALLY cant agree still sorry . I find munich, Hamburg, Amsterdam , Oxford, Reading , Cardiff, Norway,Tignes, and man y many other places great service :-) Latvia..now they were rude cnuts ..except one woman..but i think she wanted to be my bride tbh

[barrybueno]

Not the '71 idiot

[Peter]

Possibly nothing else

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Can't be having it.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

42 months of outdoors grass rearing and hung properly any day.

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

citizen, as many are over here. You also can earn a damn fine wedge, even as a waitress.

[Fred Killah]

[Supermac1976]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[barrybueno]

[Snin]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]