fecking TV

[gco40203]

2 local fa cup games are on at the weekend and manu v arsenal is on the monday night and finishes at a time when there are no more trains back to london. Why not put villa v WBA or liverpool v blackburn on the monday and the manu v arsenal game on the sunday afternoon. Not to mention that it makes most arsenal fans have to take half a day off work to get there which would not be the case for the other 2 games.

As always it seems like feck the real fans in favour of the couch potato fans

[the splendor of antigone]

f**kING LITTLE PRICK I'LL WRECK YOU

ARE YOU f**kING QUESTIONING MY COMMITMENT? I f**kING BLEED ARSENAL, MATE, I SWEAR I WILL NOT TAKE ANY ****E YOU SPOUT ABOUT MY ALLEGIANCE TO THE CLUB

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I PUT ASIDE ANY COMMITMENTS TO MY FAMILY, LOVE LIFE, FRIENDS, AND SOCIETAL DUTIES TO SIT ON MY COUCH AND WATCH OUR BOYS

[Monty91]

What has television ever done for us, eh...

[Monty91]

over us TV viewers (who have actual lives and therefore don't go to away games)?

[Brentwood]

[Classic Jorge]

"Oi c**t, outside now! I plan on thrashing you to within an inch of your life, by which I mean I shall beat you so comprehensively that you shall require all of your mail to be redirected to your local hospital, so lengthy will be your stay there. Furthermore and in reference to my original threat may I also enquire as to a) whether you spilled my pint or b) was it you who questioned my parentage/and or sexuality.

As an addendum to this threatening discussion may I also add that I am indeed proficient to the level of black belt seventh dan in several martial arts and am so rock that I have to visit the domicile of the local constabulary in order to register my fists as lethal weapons. Also, my father is a policeman and can beat up your dad."

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Brentwood]

so that they can sit in the pub all day without their wives being allowed to complain

The real fans, like us choose to stay at home so that we can forensically follow the entire match in zoomed in, crystal clear HD

[Luis Anaconda]

No one want to watch football on a Monday, b - NO ONE

[Luis Anaconda]

as opposed to Emmerdale, Corrie, EastEnders and Only Connect on a Monday night. And since one of those programmes features Victoria Coren's breasts I think we are all losers here, m

[Monty91]

When one is saddled with a bint and a kid.

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Not me mind you.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

What sort of f**king pass do you need?

[Monty91]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Such a collection of f**king freaks and social misfits.

[Monty91]

By 'pass' I meant permission.

[the splendor of antigone]

questioned? I think not. It requires the absolute devotion and lack of social awareness that only a true football fan possesses.

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.slovenskenovice.si/sites/slovenskenovice.si/files/styles/s_610_x/public/2014/04/08/filip_drnovsek_zorko.jpg?itok=ty57iSym

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I can understand with a kid of the age yours is that nipping out for 2+ hours to the pub to watch a match, if you don’t have Sky, could potentially be an issue.

But this one you can sit on your own sofa.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

One was a complete guess but who's to know.

[Monty91]

If you sit on the sofa for two hours watching the footy, someone else has to look after the kid.

Unless you sedated yours with Guinness.

[Classic Jorge]

Mrs Monty is a cultured, intellectual lady, SW. She's not watching I'm a Celebrity, this is quality stuff.

[Monty91]

She doesn't like Better Call Saul :-(

Then again, she's gone in a bit blind having never seen Breaking Bad.

[redgunamo]

One is someone's forced to wonder what the world is coming to.

[Classic Jorge]

My won doesn't even like The Walking Dead.

Apparently it's "too realistic"

:shrug:

[pjlincs]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Many a live weekend game I have forsaken on a nice, sunny day when the alternative is a family day out, the seaside perhaps. Often I see the second half of said game in a pub at the destination but all parties accept that the gesture was true.

In this scenario I have put my kids first which any parent would do.

In this case I assumed Monty’s missus was out which is why he was left holding the kid.

In his scenario the kid is f**king irrelevant.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

As in the exact (or exacting) demands of a 10 month old, but surely he can be placated for the period of a football game, or most of it.

Should be his bedtime anyway.

[Luis Anaconda]

http://stumblingandmumbling.typepad.com/.a/6a00d83451cbef69e2017ee5712348970d-pi


Victoria is the lady above the great tits

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Luis Anaconda]

I did well to remember OC is on a Monday

[redgunamo]

Not you.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

....every time.

Damn those maths, science and **** sports, SW

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I watched some of that programme a week or two back.

http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Monty91]

Like your strikers?

[Monty91]

I have the same dilemma with my girlfriend.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

So I edge forward in the seat thinking "I'm having this one".

Popular music my ring.

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

Strikers and women can be any size so long as they understand the importance of coming inside.

[Classic Jorge]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Classic Jorge]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/54897328.jpg

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Saturday.

Maybe common people don't have cars?

[Supermac1976]

& I'm not sure I'd trust any of the feckers with heavy machinery or a motorised vehicle.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They lick the windows, don't they?