The world has literally been turned on its head, Clive. The gayers are now

[Monty91]

actively advertising their sexuality as a way of improving their chances of employment.

This chap has responded to my cat-sitting advert. His profile describes him as "Proffesional [sic] Male LGBT"

It then goes on to say:

"As a gay man I bring a broad minded and non judgemental attitude to any assignment!"

https://thsproduction.s3.amazonaws.com/upload/cache/bd/e1/bde165918bbecab92a4ce84fc03e62e5.jpg

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[Pokster]

[Classic Jorge]

Norton, Togsvig, Cameron, Carr, these are professional gays.

This man is, at best, a semi professional gay.

He does look like 'The Master' from that South African murder trial though.

[Berni]

Well which is it, ffs? Pick a f**king lane, mate.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Why not simply Gay.

Or indeed why at all.

[redgunamo]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

"I feel this [his sexuality] is relavent to those in the LGBT community wishing to find a suitable house sitter although I am certainly not limited to this group

[Berni]

Sorry :-(

[Monty91]

https://thsproduction.s3.amazonaws.com/upload/cache/ad/63/ad6360d9d799ec74058c102a57de7235.jpg

[redgunamo]

:-|

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

You London people sure are crazy.

[IUFG]

you is what you is. So to speak.

[Pokster]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Very minor but extremely off-putting lezzer action last night.

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pokster]

strange lot these southern types

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Questioning, isn't it?

[IUFG]

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Also, no love for the Intersex? Hermaphroditeaphobe imo

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

a selfie stick and a mobile phone. It looks like the sort of crappy quality the camera on a front of a phone produces.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

That's a man raping a cat :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Seems a tad extreme to me but I am not a cat owner.

[Berni]

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/542/176/df2.png

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

I would cancel a holiday in a flash if there was no alternative.

[Berni]

Using their non-specific genitalia.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What the hell is wrong with these people?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

aged, lower middle class men in the Home Counties?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I mean, we don't know which berths would be available, do we?

[Ashberto]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_01/bhatcoverMOS1111_468x256jpg.jpg

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

Oh, well. Buggery it is then. :shrug:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We literally can have no idea.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You'd be in an ICU before I'd finished pissing myself.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

:twirlsimaginarymoustache:

[Berni]

It's going to break him when the thing finally dies. :-(

[Monty91]

and earning the big bucks.

[Monty91]

I expect the gap to narrow as the years pass, but for now there I simply no contest.

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]