I assume even you Godless heathens will be preparing yourselves for Lent by using up

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

the last of your fat to make pancakes today?

Hmm?

[Pokster]

[Berni]

Do you have any body fat these days, or are you pure gristle?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Oh yes.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've been too depressed.

[Luis Anaconda]

Tomorrow is going to be horrible though :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Pokster]

[Berni]

head torch. Sex offender chic, basically. :-(

[Pat Vegas]

Coffee perhaps.

OR soft drinks.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Luis Anaconda]

That doesn't include beer now does it?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

These are necessary for a healthy diet.

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He did say head torch, didn't he?

[Berni]

[Pokster]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Pokster]

but no head torch, that would be plain WRONG!

[Classic Jorge]

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Such is life.

[redgunamo]

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Seafood pancake?

[Berni]

I won't let the fact that I'm in the sticks stop me running by the river.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I meant sausage, egg and chips.

[Berni]

http://content7.flixster.com/question/66/75/46/6675465_std.jpg

[Snin]

looks like a sniper keeps targeting then changing his mind :-) its for when have to ru up/down hill on marlwo / henley road where there no pavement..or when on bike in morn / eve

[Pokster]

shame about the sodding great big hill you have to run up when you have finished running alongside it

[redgunamo]

But that, of course, may not satisfy the inherent need to get away from the wife that generally motivates those converted to fitness fanaticism.

One could suggest gym membership, I suppose?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

f**king head torch. What on earth happened to dignity?

[Berni]

when it comes to our traditions. You and I know that Pancake day pancakes should only contain lemon and sugar, but he's got fancy foreign ideas, see?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I can use the centrasl heating to determine exactly how much I sweat.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

The hill at the end is like the mouth-cleansing and astringent sorbet at the end of a rich meal. It does the soul good.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It sounds not to my taste as a basic concept, but then the world of seafood is such a wide ranging one.

There was no need to be so f**king rude.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A demon to spread I find.

[Pokster]

but at least it's downhill after you get to the top

[Billy Goat Sverige]

http://www.complekonditori.com/ny/image/cache/data/Semlor-980x380.JPG

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have only tweo legs.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It doesn't contain fish, does it?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

cover ion cheese and breadcrumbs and bake them. Rather nice.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://www.ibiza-spotlight.com/image/night/orbital.jpg

[Berni]

Tradition, see?

By the way, how do you pronounce Nutella?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

She insists on 'Newt-ella' and claims that Americans pronounce it in this way.

[Pokster]

but i KEA

[redgunamo]

Noo-TELL-ah.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

But ffs sort it out.

You know if she wants to speak like a Yank there is a place to do so.

[Berni]

since Nutella is an Italian product.

Just between you and me, I've a nasty feeling she's right, but I'll be damned if I'm telling her that.

[Berni]

the Queen's English as she sees fit. Bad business. :-(

[redgunamo]

The chap who invented it died the other day, so I gather, so it just goes to show you.

[Berni]

I'd never put two and two together.