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Snin
02-17-2015, 09:46 AM
a strain , hernia or some kind of bruise / problem after colonoscopy i guess... pain at lower right abdomen above to side of crotch :-( feels bit tight when run..then if cough can feel it..feels like maybe bit of lump but can really tell :-( aww getting old...dieing :-(

Berni
02-17-2015, 09:46 AM
Nah, it's a hernia.

Classic Jorge
02-17-2015, 09:47 AM
I say cock, more just his general cockal area

Pokster
02-17-2015, 09:49 AM

Snin
02-17-2015, 09:49 AM
if its the fault of the colonoscopy i wont be mpressed..but i think it felt a bit tight a week or two before. Do hernias get worse over time ? i really should go to f**king doctor i guess

Pokster
02-17-2015, 09:49 AM

Snin
02-17-2015, 09:49 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-17-2015, 09:50 AM
Get yourself a bag of cement and lift it 50 times each morning.

Classic Jorge
02-17-2015, 09:50 AM
...a little on. Seven days to three weeks, you should be back for united.

Berni
02-17-2015, 09:51 AM
wall. It used to be worse, but seems to have got better with time. It doesn't hurt, nothing untoward pops out of it and so I just carry on.

Nicosia Gooner
02-17-2015, 09:53 AM
These days you are out the day after the op

Berni
02-17-2015, 09:53 AM
He's a f**king colonial who went to a grammar school, for f**k's sake.

If you're going to hava a chip on your shoulder about class, you should at least get your class stratifications right imo.

Snin
02-17-2015, 09:54 AM
its my thing :-) ill exercise the f**ker away

http://www.woyoso.org/hernia-exercises.html

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-17-2015, 09:54 AM
I often wonder just how common one would have to be to consider Rich 'posh'.

The answer is, of course, extremely common.

Pokster
02-17-2015, 09:54 AM
thinks his **** smells better than ours doctor on here.... better?

Berni
02-17-2015, 09:56 AM

Rich
02-17-2015, 09:56 AM

Snin
02-17-2015, 09:56 AM
so ill give yoga a shot

Pokster
02-17-2015, 09:57 AM

Classic Jorge
02-17-2015, 09:57 AM
I mean, at least you and C don't go on about the servants, the country pile and the yacht constantly.

You even take your monocles off when out among the english.

Berni
02-17-2015, 09:58 AM
This seems counter-intuitive and, indeed, may be absolutely terrible medical advice, but it seemed to work for me. :shrug:

Pokster
02-17-2015, 09:58 AM
I see you as a comedy character, someone we laugh at, not with

Classic Jorge
02-17-2015, 09:58 AM
It truly is all about perspective.

Berni
02-17-2015, 09:58 AM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-17-2015, 09:59 AM
I'm sorry for your trouble, j.

Berni
02-17-2015, 09:59 AM

Rich
02-17-2015, 10:00 AM
You do seem to have a penchant for making a tit of yourself, I'm afraid.

Berni
02-17-2015, 10:00 AM
Let's face it: to them you're basically part of the boss class now.

Rich
02-17-2015, 10:01 AM
wrong.

Classic Jorge
02-17-2015, 10:05 AM

Berni
02-17-2015, 10:06 AM
You grind away at your workers' faces, don't you, j? Go on, admit it.

redgunamo
02-17-2015, 10:08 AM

Classic Jorge
02-17-2015, 10:11 AM
In fairness I found it nothing but counterproductive to treat people badly, if you want to get the most out of them be nice and treat them fairly. That usually works.

Classic Jorge
02-17-2015, 10:12 AM
I'm literally a decent set of tweeds away from being a regular in Tatler

7evens
02-17-2015, 10:14 AM
It's only a small tear this time but aches now and then. They're only a problem if they strangulate and then you're fairly f**ked, so a visit to the GP to get it confirmed.

They'll put you on a waiting list. If you're private, you can usually get seen in a couple of weeks.

It's all key hole surgery with mesh these days. I have a couple of five inch scars from when I had mine operated on, back in the late eighties. Four weeks off of work then but now I think you can be back in a couple of days..

Berni
02-17-2015, 10:14 AM
self-interest. :-)

Snin
02-17-2015, 10:16 AM

Pokster
02-17-2015, 10:17 AM
wrote a book that was anti-Police in regard to the July bombings.

Carry on R, you seem to know very little about any subject, I do hope you are a better Doctor than the impression i get of yoiu

Classic Jorge
02-17-2015, 10:17 AM

Luis Anaconda
02-17-2015, 10:18 AM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-17-2015, 10:20 AM
But I laugh in it's face and just carry on life with utter abandon.


Stop being a f**king poof. Or go to a doctor.

One of the above is actual good advice.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-17-2015, 10:22 AM
It killed him quite rapidly, of course.

7evens
02-17-2015, 10:25 AM
It will get bigger in time but some people live with them for years ( not recommended ).
You sound like you do a fair bit of sport, so sorting yours out would be more of a priority.

Classic Jorge
02-17-2015, 10:27 AM
He's the perfect example of how dangerous not thinking for yourself and slavishly following the party line is.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-17-2015, 10:29 AM
I don't in any way link the release of internal air to my unfortunate tummy condition.

Snin
02-17-2015, 10:31 AM

redgunamo
02-17-2015, 10:33 AM

Snin
02-17-2015, 10:34 AM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-17-2015, 10:37 AM
Is that not what most people have for supper?

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-17-2015, 10:38 AM
Internal bleeding from the arseoscopy and you're dead.

Snin
02-17-2015, 11:01 AM
wont make any diff plus im sure i had slight pain before..i think

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
02-17-2015, 11:03 AM