Speaking of the Guardian, there was an article the other day in defence of menstrual sex

[Monty91]

While the subject-matter of the article was of course beyond parody, I did find myself agreeing that it is bad etiquette to refuse a woman who wants to have sex during their period.

[Classic Jorge]

Though his current paramour doesn't, amusingly

[Berni]

It's only a bit of blood, ffs. And sex is sex at the end of the day. :shrug:

[Berni]

of obstacle to a spot of rumpo.

[Monty91]

Pretty much a failsafe contraceptive method, too.

[Berni]

I'm perfectly happy to have the sex, but I'm buggered if I'm dealing with the aftermath.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]