Enfield isn't the best place to buy Valentine's Day presents in a hurry.

[Berni]

Particularly when it's raining.

f**k St Valentine. f**k him in the mouth. I'm really glad the Romans tortured the f**ker. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

Wood Green Retail Suburb?

[Berni]

I've already married her and bought a f**king house for her this year. What more does she want? Blood?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Still, I'm sure she'll love the screen wash and Magic Tree air freshener.

[Classic Jorge]

Alternatively, blood would be good

[Hillary]

[Berni]

I've gone for a card and a cute present.

The fact that I've debased myself to this extent is surely sufficient indication of my love, I'd have thought.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

In other news, I'm going round my mate's to play FIFA tonight.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He knows nothing from romance.

[Hillary]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's no need to project your inadequacies onto others.

[Peter]

Feel unspeakably awful.

[Luis Anaconda]

Thought you would like that

[Berni]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/542/175/cb8.jpg

[redgunamo]

Except people like Rich, I suppose.

[Classic Jorge]

"is it supposed to be this colour, doc?"

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Snin]