El Diego, 54, and his 24 year old girlfriend

[Classic Jorge]

Quite frankly I'm not sure what's more worrying. The fact the age gap is older than her or that he looks more and more like Johnny Vegas.
http://www.thefootballramble.com/images/blog/diego-maradona-252489.jpg

[Berni]

Although obviously, the age gap is still disgusting.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--8YkUaZ63--/18s15rgxhr3vejpg.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

The age gap is fine though [insert Jack from On The Busses cackle here]
http://www.thesundaytimes.co.uk/sto/multimedia/archive/00077/vegas-580_77233a.jpg

[Berni]

If this is wrong (which it most certainly is), then Diego's tubby, sweaty, hairy little self all over that young lovely must be equally wrong.

http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4928484.ece/alternates/s615/Stephen-Fry-and-Elliott-Spencer.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

trouser department? I do.

I suspect it may be a python-like monster with an angry, pulsating purple head, and quite possibly a hairy stem.

[redgunamo]

if marriage isn't about security, then what is it about?

If it's going to be all about financial arrangements, rather than raising families, then it seems unfair to deny homos, of both sexes, its benefits.

[IUFG]

bizarre.

Are all gaybos utterly promiscuous?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I must say I don't relish the prospect of my pubes turning grey.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Perhaps a nice cheerful cerise.

[Berni]

Lucky sods.

[Classic Jorge]

Great technical knowledge of the kit too, um, I'd imagine

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Public School, eh? A truly rounded educational experience