Talking of ****s - ever knocked one out in front of the wife/partner etc?

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

Most surprised that she didn't bat an eyelid :-)

But the other day I was knuckle shuffling in my study (which has a combination lock) when I heard the missus punching the key pad. I calls out "Don't come in" and she only hears "Come in" and throws the door open just as I'm shooting my load with the f**king gas man in the house (doing a power flush of our central heating system). Jesus Christ what a close one. :titsup:

[the splendor of antigone]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

As ADMIN I have access to your email address. I shall send you some full frontal pictures of myself sporting a gargantuan erection as a token of my esteem.

[the splendor of antigone]

aware of the goings-on in H.C. Oerstedparken? An AWIMB rendezvous is etching closer :cloud9:

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

a marrow.

Wanna come up and see my etchings?

[the splendor of antigone]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

A little closer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBnmFVZQCOo

[the splendor of antigone]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

:moon:

I'm a little further South than Havnen now. Down on the border to Bendtner territory, in Sundbyvester. Lived on Bryggen for may years though.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

I'm guessing Amagerbro/Holmbladsgade

Unless you're STILL a student :yikes: Groenjordskollegiet?

[the splendor of antigone]

am correct in calling it guesswork and not some sort of devious internet hacking, I hope?

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

Pure stalking. :yikes:


Any student/just-finished living near the harbour on Amager is either in one of the colleges or toward the cheaper flats of Amagerbro/Holmsbladgade. Flat on Bryggen or Christianshavn? Yeah right :hehe:

Have to have a pint one day. Don't bring any of your student hipster friends to Amager Oelhus though....

[the splendor of antigone]

[Fred Killah]

So all my years of servitude amounts to this then does it?

Consider me ungimped.

[Snin]