View Full Version : Talking of ****s - ever knocked one out in front of the wife/partner etc?
Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel
02-12-2015, 07:26 PM
Most surprised that she didn't bat an eyelid :-)
But the other day I was knuckle shuffling in my study (which has a combination lock) when I heard the missus punching the key pad. I calls out "Don't come in" and she only hears "Come in" and throws the door open just as I'm shooting my load with the f**king gas man in the house (doing a power flush of our central heating system). Jesus Christ what a close one. :titsup:
the splendor of antigone
02-12-2015, 07:58 PM
Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking
02-12-2015, 09:03 PM
the splendor of antigone
02-12-2015, 09:09 PM
Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking
02-12-2015, 09:14 PM
As ADMIN I have access to your email address. I shall send you some full frontal pictures of myself sporting a gargantuan erection as a token of my esteem.
the splendor of antigone
02-12-2015, 09:24 PM
aware of the goings-on in H.C. Oerstedparken? An AWIMB rendezvous is etching closer :cloud9:
Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking
02-12-2015, 09:44 PM
a marrow.
Wanna come up and see my etchings?
the splendor of antigone
02-12-2015, 09:53 PM
Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking
02-12-2015, 09:55 PM
A little closer...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBnmFVZQCOo
the splendor of antigone
02-12-2015, 10:05 PM
Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking
02-12-2015, 10:10 PM
:moon:
I'm a little further South than Havnen now. Down on the border to Bendtner territory, in Sundbyvester. Lived on Bryggen for may years though.
Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking
02-12-2015, 10:14 PM
I'm guessing Amagerbro/Holmbladsgade
Unless you're STILL a student :yikes: Groenjordskollegiet?
the splendor of antigone
02-12-2015, 10:29 PM
am correct in calling it guesswork and not some sort of devious internet hacking, I hope?
Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking
02-12-2015, 11:09 PM
Pure stalking. :yikes:
Any student/just-finished living near the harbour on Amager is either in one of the colleges or toward the cheaper flats of Amagerbro/Holmsbladgade. Flat on Bryggen or Christianshavn? Yeah right :hehe:
Have to have a pint one day. Don't bring any of your student hipster friends to Amager Oelhus though....
the splendor of antigone
02-12-2015, 11:18 PM
Fred Killah
02-12-2015, 11:37 PM
So all my years of servitude amounts to this then does it?
Consider me ungimped.
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