Things you don't see every day

[Classic Jorge]

I went to the super market early on saturday morning to get provisions for the kids party. On my way out I saw a fat man, who had plonked himself down on the bench next to the entrance, with a 2l tub of neapolitan ice cream on his lap. He was attacking the tub with impressive gusto but was only using a tea spoon.

But this is the really f**ked up bit, he was going at it strawberry first.

This country...

[Berni]

cream?

[barrybueno]

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

Chocolate makes everything better, prefix something with the word chocolate and you will improve it by 50pc. FACT

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

ASDA :-(

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

I'm not sure why tho.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

[barrybueno]

going to Waitrose but that stopped about 10 years ago when I ran out of money. Now the closest I get to Waitrose is looking at it from my frontroom window :-( I'm looking at it right now. Look at those customers, flash c**ts rubbing my face in it :cry:

[Snin]

[Jake]