View Full Version : All these birds getting excited about 50 Shades of Grey being released in cinemas
Billy Goat Sverige
02-09-2015, 04:31 PM
on Friday.....Half of them haven't even read the book. They're aware that they can find that sort of smut on the internet aren't they?
Classic Jorge
02-09-2015, 04:32 PM
You know, the schoolboy from Queer as Folk
Twat Cuddles
02-09-2015, 04:32 PM
But yeah f**k all the giddy skank hoes.
Monty91
02-09-2015, 04:34 PM
Mmmmmmmmm,Gillian Anderson. Making the menopause sexy since 2003.
Red N White Army
02-09-2015, 04:35 PM
Berni
02-09-2015, 04:36 PM
Basically, that means no anal and no cumshots. :-(
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
02-09-2015, 04:36 PM
must be a poorwit.
Classic Jorge
02-09-2015, 04:38 PM
Not that I want to see it, I'd like him to do well though
Classic Jorge
02-09-2015, 04:38 PM
She's no Julianne Moore, who is just a f**king goddess well into her 50s
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
02-09-2015, 04:39 PM
actually qualifies as music so I would imagine you're not too difficult to intrigue.
Berni
02-09-2015, 04:40 PM
What the f**k was that accent?
Classic Jorge
02-09-2015, 04:40 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-09-2015, 04:40 PM
The film itself is a crock of ****.
Who'd a thought it, a Cronenburg movie that's indecipherable ****?
Billy Goat Sverige
02-09-2015, 04:41 PM
Classic Jorge
02-09-2015, 04:41 PM
Berni
02-09-2015, 04:42 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-09-2015, 04:42 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-09-2015, 04:43 PM
We can't speak for the lezzas, b.
Monty91
02-09-2015, 04:43 PM
In hindsight, I would probably posted this on a day in which I didn't also discuss at length my encounter with a trannsexual :-
Berni
02-09-2015, 04:44 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-09-2015, 04:44 PM
Lesbian porn is like Sylvain Wiltord, it goes round and round in circles and never gets anywhere. Money shot or money back. :clap:
Monty91
02-09-2015, 04:45 PM
Berni
02-09-2015, 04:46 PM
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
02-09-2015, 04:46 PM
beastly to the other one.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-09-2015, 04:48 PM
Pepperoni all round.
Monty91
02-09-2015, 04:49 PM
things, so do the recipients.
Basically, I'm an even more boring ice cream flavour than vanilla :-(
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-09-2015, 04:50 PM
Could you be any more cliched?
Twat Cuddles
02-09-2015, 04:51 PM
David Goyer's writing is cringe-worthy... Altho he's a good ideas man.
So yes you can polish a turd.
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
02-09-2015, 04:51 PM
nosh 'im off an'at?
Twat Cuddles
02-09-2015, 04:51 PM
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
02-09-2015, 04:53 PM
about the granny fanny eh?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
02-09-2015, 04:54 PM
Or I could forward them on to you.
Monty91
02-09-2015, 04:54 PM
million.
Just sayin'....
Herbette Chapman - aged 15
02-09-2015, 05:02 PM
Similarly, what are your thoughts on Kelly Marcel, or are you purely excited for the production values of Fifty Shades of Grey?
As ever you're making quite a confused point jb.
Classic Jorge
02-09-2015, 05:12 PM
Twat Cuddles
02-09-2015, 05:26 PM
Social Network behind it... hence I'm intrigued...
But the point is, quite simply, you can polish a turd.
In the movie industry story writers are such a peripheral figure these days as the story gets rewrites, then a script gets drafted, and re-drafted that any semblance to the original story is quite minimal.
I'd imagine the dialogue will be vastly improved, and a lot of the focus on sex will be minimised for a little more emphasis on story.
I'm also intrigued by the Danny Elfman score.
You can see why it's hard to take you seriously, can't you.
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