All these birds getting excited about 50 Shades of Grey being released in cinemas

[Billy Goat Sverige]

on Friday.....Half of them haven't even read the book. They're aware that they can find that sort of smut on the internet aren't they?

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

You know, the schoolboy from Queer as Folk

[Twat Cuddles]

But yeah f**k all the giddy skank hoes.

[Monty91]

Mmmmmmmmm,Gillian Anderson. Making the menopause sexy since 2003.

[Red N White Army]

[Jake]

[Berni]

Basically, that means no anal and no cumshots. :-(

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

must be a poorwit.

[Classic Jorge]

Not that I want to see it, I'd like him to do well though

[Classic Jorge]

She's no Julianne Moore, who is just a f**king goddess well into her 50s

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

actually qualifies as music so I would imagine you're not too difficult to intrigue.

[Berni]

What the f**k was that accent?

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The film itself is a crock of ****.

Who'd a thought it, a Cronenburg movie that's indecipherable ****?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We can't speak for the lezzas, b.

[Monty91]

In hindsight, I would probably posted this on a day in which I didn't also discuss at length my encounter with a trannsexual :-

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Lesbian porn is like Sylvain Wiltord, it goes round and round in circles and never gets anywhere. Money shot or money back. :clap:

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

beastly to the other one.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Pepperoni all round.

[Monty91]

things, so do the recipients.

Basically, I'm an even more boring ice cream flavour than vanilla :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Could you be any more cliched?

[Twat Cuddles]

David Goyer's writing is cringe-worthy... Altho he's a good ideas man.

So yes you can polish a turd.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

nosh 'im off an'at?

[Twat Cuddles]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

about the granny fanny eh?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or I could forward them on to you.

[Monty91]

million.

Just sayin'....

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Jake]

Similarly, what are your thoughts on Kelly Marcel, or are you purely excited for the production values of Fifty Shades of Grey?

As ever you're making quite a confused point jb.

[Classic Jorge]

[Twat Cuddles]

Social Network behind it... hence I'm intrigued...

But the point is, quite simply, you can polish a turd.

In the movie industry story writers are such a peripheral figure these days as the story gets rewrites, then a script gets drafted, and re-drafted that any semblance to the original story is quite minimal.

I'd imagine the dialogue will be vastly improved, and a lot of the focus on sex will be minimised for a little more emphasis on story.

I'm also intrigued by the Danny Elfman score.

[Jake]

You can see why it's hard to take you seriously, can't you.