Jorge has noted Nigella's increasing resemblance to her dad ...

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Oh Nigella, oh Nigella
I've just called my wife to tell 'er
we are through, I am no longer in your thrall.
For you've started looking rather
like your fat cvnt of a father
and your arse would make the Taj Mahal look mall.

I thang you

[Classic Jorge]

Also, that's Richard Harris' son in the background of the pic

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Mad-Men-Season-5-Christina-Hendricks-Jared-Harris.jpg

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xew8n9_joan-holloway-plays- c-est-magnifiqu_shortfilms (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xew8n9_joan-holloway-plays-c-est-magnifiqu_shortfilms)

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

Oh Nigella, Oh Nigella
There’s a bovine little fella
Keen to penetrate your fragrant derriere
Then he saw you gaunt and pale
In the online Daily Mail
Now he’d rather be nuts deep in Lionel Blair

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

easy to compose. Once you've got your second line the rest damn near writes itself :-)

First class effort btw