Is it just me but I can't look inside Sir C's posts. If I want to know what the pompous old

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

stoat's droning on about I have to read it in Chrome. Then when I want to reply and tell him what errant piss he is spouting again, I have to go back over to IE.

You haven't, sort of, un-friended me have you C?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

aside like that?

[Berni]

That's right. 'Oaf'.

[7evens]

Oaf. (n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small
*****.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

with the kids and doing upspeak?

Me an oaf? Goats and monkeys man, I have one of the most refined intellects on this board. I mean, have you never read my Nigella opus? Could an oaf compose such exquisite love poetry?

Oh Nigella, sweet Nigella
I'm as blind as Helen Keller
For where other men see fat I just see fine.
Oh your arse is small and sweet
Well proportioned and petite
and your ****, I shouldn't wonder, smells divine.

Could an oaf produce such perfect scansion and metre as this!

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Generally I believe the board is quite buggered.

[Berni]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2935569/Nigella -Lawson-unrecognisable-steps-looking-drained-tired.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2935569/Nigella-Lawson-unrecognisable-steps-looking-drained-tired.html)

[barrybueno]

Oh boy I'm in the **** now :fight:

[Monty91]

make up.

Woman in dramatic weight fluctuation sensation :shrug:

[7evens]

The last time I saw her, it occued to me that were she to sit on my face, any attempt to engage in her joyful moaning would be an entirely muffled and muted experience.

[Classic Jorge]

http://cdni.condenast.co.uk/642x390/k_n/Nigel-Lawson-GQ_07May13_rex_b_642x390.jpg

Shame really, her mum was a bit of a looker

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/12/article-0-09BFBA0B000005DC-846_638x600.jpg

[Berni]

Your inability to breathe would be a much more pressing issue.

[7evens]

Taxi with the doors wide open http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

like m? I mean, you must have got a peek at yer mum's when you spied on her taking a bath...what was it like?

( I can pay you if needs be )

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]