Well this promises to justify the Licence Fee all on its own.

[Berni]

http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2015/ feb/04/boy-meets-girl-bbc-trans-sitcom-quiet-revolution (http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/tvandradioblog/2015/feb/04/boy-meets-girl-bbc-trans-sitcom-quiet-revolution)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The world's gone bleeding mental.

[Berni]

six-footer with the man's face isn't a woman.

I'm saying that the whole thing falls down in terms of verisimilitude right there, tbh.

Also, will it actually deal with with important question of what he's actually got going on down there, because these transgenders seem always to be a bit shy about that?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The Guardian would have us believe that every second person we meet is trapped in the wrong body. I refuse to believe it.

[Berni]

I feel I'm trapped in the wrong body a bit this morning. This one feels a bit stiff and old after a lot of humping and dumping on Saturday. Perhaps I could get the NHS to whip me up a new one?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm not sure that's exactly the look you're after.

[Brentwood]

a tranny procedure

5!!!

[Berni]

mental anguishes right now. Where's the surgical cure for that?

[Monty91]

:hide:

[Berni]

That is a genuine physical abnormality and does require the parents to make a rather tough choice. That's a bit different to being the sort of loon who suddenly decides they want to be called Martine rather than Martin and undergo a lot of highly expensive treatment at the taxpayer's expense in order to pursue this delusion.

[Monty91]

who wanted their arms and legs chopped off, the service should be offered on the NHS.

And Berni thought he had it bad with his "can't pronounce nutella" woman.

[Berni]

[Berni]

self-harming as a key indicator of mental unwellness and at the same time offers an even more radical surgical equivalent

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Snin]

or whatever heinous ****e c4 were trying to show to subvert our children

[the splendor of antigone]

[Monty91]

prostitutes and needed paying (the trannys, not the police).

[Berni]

On balance, you'd have to say it makes it worse, really. Particularly if you've never paid to have sex with a woman.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

intents and purposes.

This is what I tell myself whenever I break down in sobbing tears, anyway.

[the splendor of antigone]

[Berni]

I don't really want to know that much about the ins and outs of gay sex and have no real interest in that area. I'll leave it for the gays and the fag hags.

[Berni]

performance, an actor is the character they're playing as far as the audience is concerned. In fact, though, it's only by virtue of a deliberate and mutual suspension of disbelief that that is the case. When the curtain comes down, cold reality returns.

You had sex with a man. NTTAWWI but you did.

[Monty91]

and later find out it was actually a turd, you might feel a bit icky, but your memory will always be of eating something perfectly nice.

[Berni]

What I'm saying is, have you had female sexual partners you enjoyed less than a male one?

[Monty91]

I'd have ranked it as fairly unmemorable, had I never found out the truth.

I'd have been keen for a go on my mate's one, though. He was bang tidy.

[Berni]

Were you pissed or did this all go down stone cold sober?

[Monty91]

ourselves.

My friend's was definitely a bloke but I'm still not 100% sure mine was. If so, she had a very good surgeon.

[Berni]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Monty91]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

You can't realistically object on the basis that so many men have been there already. Otherwise you wouldn't even kiss her, either.

[the splendor of antigone]

[Berni]

It's a consequence of several thousand years of Judaeo-Christian patriarchy.

This, of course, while expecting any poor woman they meet to pop their rancid old chap in her mouth.

Men, eh? :shrug: