See? What did I tell you about these f**king Icelandic ****s?

[Berni]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/06/back-for-thor-i celand-reconnectinbg-pagan-past (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/feb/06/back-for-thor-iceland-reconnectinbg-pagan-past)

[Classic Jorge]

Like there's anybody else in Iceland to collaborate with, that bloke off World's Strongest Man, perhaps?

[Supermac1976]

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/pair_of_pants_made_from_t he_skin (http://dangerousminds.net/comments/pair_of_pants_made_from_the_skin)

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

believes in it.

[Chief Arrowhead]

A Nordic, pagan Jew?

[Classic Jorge]

Would you buy a pair? I'd buy a pair

[Classic Jorge]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

I can't stand these Icelandic f**kers.

[Ashberto]

Transubstantiation, my arse. No sane person believes that.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

then stein is just stone. Scandi languages are Germanic, and the well known Jewish surnames are also often Germanic.

[Classic Jorge]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

[Ashberto]

http://www.b92.net/news/pics/2010/02/14373994244b74217fdf657765263055_huge.jpg

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

I'm not sure they do.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Because that would be too obscene and disturbing, yeah?

[Supermac1976]

http://dangerousminds.net/content/uploads/images/dsfsdfsd10984312_10152996916186068_225421639879963 6137_n.jpg

[Berni]

Obviously, you'd want your tailor to take a look at them first, though.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

would you dare to assume he's speaking metaphorically?

[Berni]

I assume you aren't require to pop your bits into his vacant willy skin? That would be a bit gay for my liking.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

Or was Jesus actually some sort of doughboy, with veins filled with wine?

[Ashberto]

:hehe:

[Berni]

You is well naive, innit.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

I assume one could discreetly enquire if they would fit correctly.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

The guy's omnipotent, surely he can knock up a better menu than that?

[Classic Jorge]

In retrospect, this probably might be too niche a cannibal reference http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

living Christ since you have never achieved the requisite State of Grace by confession in which to receive the sacrament. You therefore have no f**king idea what it tastes like. It could taste of Wham bars and Maltesers for all you know.

[Berni]

simply not fit into the receptacle shown there. Not without some stretching, anyway.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

But I'd be more than a little surprised if it didn't taste of bread and wine.

[Berni]

Downing Street and had only won two elections.

The blood was a bit on the molleaux side for me, though. I'd have to say that, on that evidence, if they hadn't crucified him, diabetes would have got the good Lord pretty damn soon.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

or Tofu.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Safe to assume flying saucers are not made from cardboard.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

You'd expect a little more umami from omnipotence.

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

handing out sweets and booze.

Although, on reflection, with some of the problems the priesthood's had of late, that might easily be misconstrued. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Headgear's f**ked, though.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

I far too old to be f**ked by the church.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ca/Donkey_*****.jpg