dismalswamp has me musing on the question of firearms.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Legalising automatic weapons would surely make the world a better place - if one were, for example, able to deal with the arseholes in one's life by shooting them in the head?

[dismalswamp]

[Berni]

[dismalswamp]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

f**k him, he deserved it.

Are you questioning my judgement?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Link?

[Berni]

No, on balance, I feel this summary justice stuff is overrated. Best to be calm and non-shooty, I think.

[dismalswamp]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Currently no. 17.

[Jake]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

The transcripts explicitly stated there was no bulk discount available to the Dread Pirate.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

I like it, it always gives me the chance to slice them up good with my stanley knife

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No, no, 16 rounds of 7.62 in the gizzards at close range is an instant fix to pretty well any problem I can think of.

I may campaign as an Independent in the forthcoming general election with this the cornerstone of my manifesto.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

Fisticuffs is "messy", but 16 rounds of ammo in the guts isn't? In my imagination, they'd go through you worse than chickpeas.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Lar d'Arse]

If a friend of yours is seventeen on the list could you give us an idea as to No. 1? I take it your wife doesn't figure in the top ten?

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

You'd also have to assess the etiquette of location. It simply wouldn't be on to leave that sort of mess in an establishment one had any respect for.

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

[Lar d'Arse]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I reckon he's lucky to be so far down the list tbh.

[Berni]

:-(

Poor form imo.

[Berni]

[Dr Headgear - Wannabe viking]

There's probably a ****housery tap-in here somewhere as well.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]