Alexis out for Sunday

[Monty91]

Someone must pay for this and I am open to suggestions as to who this should be :-(

*cough* SFC *cough*

[Billy Goat Sverige]

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So a family member of mine works for the club (I would rather not answer questions on who he is as I like the anonymity and his position isn't that interesting) - anyway, just had lunch with him and he told me that Alexis has a small tightness / niggle, very minor but has been told to rest his leg. Alexis was found (caught) by staff halfway up a climbing wall with a body pack of weights attached. When told to get down he continued stating that he had to get to the top. Afterwards he told the medical staff that while at Barce he was told he would be out for 12 weeks, he came back in 2. His current "injury" is nothing. Apparently he just can't stop working out / training.





http://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/2urecw/story_i_just _heard_about_alexis/ (http://www.reddit.com/r/Gunners/comments/2urecw/story_i_just_heard_about_alexis/)

[Brentwood]

[Berni]

[Brentwood]

[Monty91]

but would quickly irritate the f**k out of you.

I bet he does things like constantly challenges people to a race at inappropriate moments.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

http://www.inlandempirekidsactivities.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/RockClimbing.jpg

3, 1, 2, 4, 5

[Rich]

I like to imagine the initial reaction. Alexis stops climbing in panic, looking down at the staff member and refuses to come down.

Staff member calls Arsene and Steve in who all try to talk him down, telling him not to be so stupid.

Alexis comes down, head hanging in shame, unable to make eye contact with anyone.

[Monty91]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They're f**king ****.

[Berni]

[Red N White Army]

We're going to get gubbed. I think I'll take the boy to watch Big Hero Six at the cinema.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The last time we watched a north London derby together, this happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3DaV_xn5xc

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Red zone, should never have come on v Brighton eh.

[Berni]

You're right, though. We're setting ourselves up for a horrible fall. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Ozil is going to **** in their grotto.

[Monty91]

full of attacking verve and in their best form of the season :-(

I'd suck you bone dry for a 0-0 draw.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

it's only just come out in most places.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Drinking in the T-Bird next.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

0-3. They'll be lucky to get the 0.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Not sure if to get the combo or just a huge bag of Moam.

Hard to beat Moams really.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

Did we actually sit together or was I with young J? I think I was with young J. There may have been some manly hugging.

[Luis Anaconda]

oh :rolleyes: They don't keep a lot of clean sheets though and have conceded five more goals than leaky old us this season (and we've scored 9 more)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I don't know who had our seats.

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Mind you, we've just had a reminisce about a Cesc Fabregas moment where you didn't blub. This is definite progress.

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

e.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[redgunamo]

Precisely which group, Wenger didn't say

http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/35500000/House-Party-2-kid-n-play-35542139-500-281.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

How long have you been away?

T-Bird is a good bit down the Blackstock Road on your right as you are coming down from FP.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Red N White Army]

[redgunamo]

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Was in the Pins mind you about a year ago, first time in maybe 20 years. Quite liked it, service was fast despite it being jammers.

[Berni]

weight in terms of double entendrey place names.

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Specifically their residents with an interest in underwater exploration etc.

[Luis Anaconda]

We are going to get battered

[Red N White Army]

[Ben.]

when's Manu back :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

Luther is a 12 for Saints so he is playing in his proper position and Joseph is more likely to get the ball to wings so Jonny May can run sideways

[Peter]

Hardly a surprise :banghead:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Ben.]

Honestly how does Wade not get in?

I like Burrell and Joseph , no problems with that, it looks like we may end up with a Bath nucleus as well.

[Berni]

[Peter]

I am just trying to put a negative spin on things.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://www.rte.ie/ten/news/2015/0205/677972-bruce-springstee n-not-playing-croke-park/ (http://www.rte.ie/ten/news/2015/0205/677972-bruce-springsteen-not-playing-croke-park/)

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Peter]

c**t didnt even get booked

[Peter]

Resting him on the other hand would appear eminently sensible.

Snyway, shouldn't you be abusing nic? :-)

[Peter]

I shall still be coming over with a few friends. Its been years.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Let me know when you're over.

I shall alert all the relative authorities.

[Peter]

Dublin was a mess of construction and investment.

The beer was nice.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The over-ground Tram system being brought right through the city centre as the dumb f**ks that planned it originally didn’t think it prudent to link the two lines. Now they do.

The beer, or “the pint” as we like to simply refer to it, is still tremendous. In advance of your trip I shall provide you a small but comprehensive list of pubs which I expect you to visit and also to behave yourself.

[Peter]

It comes to something when an englishman has to show others how to behave themselves.

Bruxelles and the international will need a visit for old times...other than that happy to receive recommendations.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Or does everything go through a f**king freezer these days?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

We just decided as a nation to send all you thick, tourist f**ks off to drinking ****houses for yours.

We too can be rude.

:vsign:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Naturally I won't.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I don't often visit the Emerald Isle these days, but when I do, my drinking is done with family. I'm not sure that one would describe Hanley's Bar in Kilteely as designed for tourists, to be honest. Actually I think the last tourist who stumbled across the place was eaten by the locals.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Manners are free. Be rude to others and one day they shall snap.

Or Luke 6:31 as we refer to it in everyday conversation.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Have you never visited Ireland?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Needless to say it is a mark of the man I am that I will accept your apology and we shall move on.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[redgunamo]

[Peter]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

http://www.fanningstowncastle.com/

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I staple things together that do not need to be attached and I print things even when people put that stupid f**king thing on their e-mails telling me not to unless I really need to.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Easily done mind you.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

'luxurious Irish' :hehe:

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

impudence.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Your ancestors and my ancestors can f**k off. They're all as bad as each other.

[Berni]

Limerick, so who can really be arsed, you know? :shrug:

[redgunamo]

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

To be blunt you can shove your ancestral home up your *******s.

No offence meant.

[Berni]

They stole it off us because we were stupid enough to stay catholic. :banghead:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Have that Protestants!