Blimey, Clark Carlisle. Now that's what you call putting your body on the line.

[Monty91]

[the splendor of antigone]

edit: Disregard the 'don't trivialize' bit. There were some fine UFO-related quips on here :hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

Seems like an intelligent, thoughtful and genuine guy.

I'd be more than happy to poke fun at Robbie Savage's failed suicide attempt. I guess he has too much passion and desire to carry on being an irritating c**t though.

[Monty91]

lengths you're kinda forced to conclude that depression must be a real thing :shrug:

[Classic Jorge]

"How can you be depressed when you have such great hair?" They say.

"It doesn't work like that" I reply

[Brentwood]

[Red N White Army]

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1skfskk

[Luis Anaconda]

[Monty91]

while listening to Marc Maron podcasts and watching old Kung Fu movies? :rubchin:

[Nicosia Gooner]

people like you and a few others here that thrive on other people's misfortunes, I guess it keeps your life going.

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Supermac1976]

[Monty91]

to get depressed.

[Classic Jorge]

tbh anybody who doesn't feel even the tiniest bit of existential angst can't really be alive anyway.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

This is the problem, you see? Not enough people know how to self-medicate effectively.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

Let's be honest, if you were shagging Ralf Little and found out his flatmate was the big strapping brooding handsome Clark Carlise, you'd be in like Flynn.

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Winning a game of Countdown doesn't make you Schopenhauer imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The one where, well, 'someone' passes away. I can't bring myself to admit that he is mortal :-(

[Berni]

he said 'Fin' at the end of one of his posts. :hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

He'd not read it

[Monty91]

[Nicosia Gooner]

How does it feel spending hours day after day on a message board attempting to ridicule people?

I really feel sorry for you but even more so, for your family as they have to put up with you for 24 hours a day

[Classic Jorge]

Mind you, we're treated to the whitey goodness of people like Phil Neville and Danny Murphy. I doubt either could be accused of thinking too much.

[Berni]

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41261000/jpg/_41261480_lewis_combo.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

You honestly don't see how horribly aggressive you are, do you?

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

Also, I don't see what the big whoop is about Carrager and Gneville. I can't stand either of them, making some fairly basic sub-Hansenesque tactical observations doesn't make them the future of football that everyone seems convinced they are.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

P Neville??

f**k me.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Norn Iron]

With or without depression.

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

So engrossed was I in the Coppa Italia and La Liga alternatives on Sky.

[Nicosia Gooner]

I replied to Monty in a way he replied to my post, not in a nasty way but in a funny way but you come along, not as fast as I exopected you too, to show what a *****r you are.

You really are a patheticc person and so pleased that you are not in my group of friends; many AWIMBers are my friends and real genuine people but you are nothing but a senseless wa*nker

[Berni]

But you just carry on playing the victim, eh? Poor, thick Nic, being picked on by the bigger boys.

You lying, cretinous little turd.

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3986 388&rid=22&S=bea6b9465b0bb29a1da499ef84523d2e (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3986388&rid=22&S=bea6b9465b0bb29a1da499ef84523d2e)

[Red N White Army]

Christ knows how he got a reputation for being one of the better ones. Same old stuff really. Only GNeville has done anything remotely different

[Nicosia Gooner]

Cretinous? a word you use often so its obviously very much in your mind, perhaps you should stop looking in the mirror.

You obviously don't like people reacting to your abuse, get use to it because it ain't going to stop.

[Classic Jorge]

https://badbookbible.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/raffles.jpg

[Berni]

I could find plenty more, believe me.

You can't take even the friendliest joke at your expense, instead lashing out and acting as though you're being bullied when people make jokes of a type they make all the time with others. And people let you get away with it because they feel sorry for you because you're foreign and not very bright. I know, I've made that mistake and been one of them myself in the past. I genuinely wish I hadn't bothered.

You are a standing joke. Even those who profess to like you find you ridiculous, so trying to stand on your dignity is a pretty hopeless undertaking since you have none.

Now piss off.

[Nicosia Gooner]

to get involved

Today you decided to once again pick on me and yet you call me the agressor, need I say more?

Yes, piss off as you are becoming more boring by the minute.