Hold on to your *******(s), boys. It's getting nippy out there.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Snow tomorrow, then proper nut-freezing weather on Friday.

I've been home for 10 days and I've burnt about a month's worth of logs.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

snowdrift?

[Berni]

Made a f**king mess of the patio, mind. :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There is a chap for that sort of thing.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Mazel tov!

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

:-|

[Luis Anaconda]

-10 here today

[Berni]

We have to make do with actual fuel.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

a tractor and then chop it to pieces. He offered me a go with the axe but i declined for fear of cutting my leg off.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

childhood memories of farms and pubs in the middle of Co. Limerick.

It didn't occur to me that THERE'S NO SMELL OUT OF A LOG BURNER, IS THERE?

Daft *******.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

a few days so there shall be lots of slush :-(

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

And you call us thick.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have never called you thick. 'Tick', yes, but not thick.

[Berni]

Have I told you about my time in a bog in Louth? Possibly the worst press trip ever, made even worse by going to a genuinely appalling Italian restaurant in Armagh for the evening.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

But the essence would fill the seomra with nostalgic aromas of days gone by.

I too have a log burner, trust me.

[Berni]

I just put the tip in, you understand?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

But, as I say, it was the smell I was after.

I remember you going on thon trip, actually :hehe:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

My nose has suffered 30 years of chemical abuse, I'm afraid.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

imo.. it can go up , down , sideways and wherever it pleases..just open the door and let it free imo

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Of whose arsehole do you speak? A fragrant, freshly laundered virgin? Or a pissed tramp?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Is this not obvious?

[Berni]

[Snin]

my poor bloody mum imo never getting a moments rest on here

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I get it up the mountain, naturally.

None of those BNM briquettes which Berni alluded to.

Logs and turf. Then we light candles and sing songs.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

And you do that dancing? :cloud9:

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

f**king ignoramus.

[Snin]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Pets = ****.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Where do you find a mountain in Dublin?

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

No offence meant of course.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dublin_Mountains_Way

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I saw f**k all in the way of mountains.

The Ring of Kerry. That's got a few hills.

There's f**k all mountains in Ireland. FACT.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I live just a hop, skip and short jig from the f**king mountains.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Doesn't sound cool really does it.

[Snin]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

and jolly nice it is too, as usual

[bostonbrian]

Unfortunately

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Wicklow mountains? f**k off.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Hills.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

Means going outside more often when you use a lot though