View Full Version : Stag do.. im happy to invite my 16 year old son as im 43 and its 2nd marriage
so just want some drinks and food bit of activity..no c**tery , ****housery or somesuch aND ive said im f**king going home if its t-shirts, big group of staggering c**tery....is it wrong to tell best man to invite him ? or wrong not too ?
If so, then yes invite him.
Brentwood
01-27-2015, 11:13 AM
age anyway
Classic Jorge
01-27-2015, 11:13 AM
I'd take him away for a boys weekend, just you and him, think of it as a stag do with stabilisers.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
01-27-2015, 11:14 AM
He may decline, it could be his idea of hell what with him being 16.
What would be fundamentally wrong would be the idea of t-shirts etc which you have quite casually thrown out there. Unless of course your stag night is actually a hen night.
Classic Jorge
01-27-2015, 11:16 AM
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Brentwood
01-27-2015, 11:19 AM
Berni
01-27-2015, 11:21 AM
Why is there always some joyless f**ker who wants to ruin a party by introducing 'activities'?
Classic Jorge
01-27-2015, 11:23 AM
It didn't go down too well but I formed a splinter group who all got a cab up to York.
What type of c**t voluntarily rides a pedal bike for a long distance up hill?
Brentwood
01-27-2015, 11:24 AM
Classic Jorge
01-27-2015, 11:26 AM
We were more the provincial wing of the stag do, which also didn't go down to well with the many, many ulster unionists in the group
Berni
01-27-2015, 11:27 AM
I haven't cycled at all since I outgrew it at the proper age (about 11), so would honestly not have been able to take part in such an event even if I didn't regard it as genuine torture.
or some fancy dress id f**k off back to hotel bar and refuse to leave :-)
go wales moutnain biking for day and go watch rugby, couple of beers and somesuch..seems best of both
Classic Jorge
01-27-2015, 11:29 AM
I was :clap: "Brilliant, can everyone ride a motorbike?!"
Long pause, sigh
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
01-27-2015, 11:31 AM
Planned in a way to try and keep people out of the pub all day, in itself bizarre given what the event is.
I have never attended an Irish stag with an activity other than getting up, then again I have not had the pleasure of a stag in almost 10 years.
Berni
01-27-2015, 11:32 AM
I? You'd have to be a right c**t to do that to people unless you knoew they were all into cycling.
Classic Jorge
01-27-2015, 11:32 AM
but the thick skinned cnut couldnt turn down a drink :-)
Berni
01-27-2015, 11:35 AM
inexperienced drinkers would go off at a tremendous speed and then be incapable by about 4 in the afternoon. Still for me, it's better just to start the thing later on, surely?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-27-2015, 11:37 AM
Off to Ibiza for a stag do? That's not a stag do, that's a holiday. I've heard of chaps going to Vegas. For a stag do.
In my day you went out on a Friday night and got monumentally pissed, then had a curry. It served perfectly well.
Berni
01-27-2015, 11:38 AM
Just have a few drinks and dinner imo.
Classic Jorge
01-27-2015, 11:38 AM
there were several dour, joyless orangemen
Berni
01-27-2015, 11:39 AM
subdued then f**k off as soon as wake up sunday :-)
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
01-27-2015, 11:40 AM
I was that over eager young buck once, spasticated by 5pm in Dungarvan to retire to bed and waken the next morning in bed with a prawn cocktail and steak sandwich. Quite a mess, f**k knows what housekeeping thought I had done.
Last two I was on I declined the two night approach, arriving at a time on day 2 that suited me and of course with a personal stash of things to allow me to party all night.
Last one was in London actually, we ended up in Fabric in Farringdon until about 7am.
Berni
01-27-2015, 11:42 AM
scheme of merriment' heading. The only people who really like them are the sort of people who need to be told how to have a good time.
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
01-27-2015, 11:44 AM
Wd Ryanair and EasyJet.
I am quite sure you will agree.
Classic Jorge
01-27-2015, 11:44 AM
Luis Anaconda
01-27-2015, 11:44 AM
I said a wise acquaintance once said and lifted it straight from you
"That's not a stag do, that's a holiday. I've heard of chaps going to Vegas. For a stag do.
In my day you went out on a Friday night and got monumentally pissed, then had a curry. It served perfectly well."
Classic Jorge
01-27-2015, 11:47 AM
Berni
01-27-2015, 11:47 AM
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Berni
01-27-2015, 11:48 AM
God knows what sort of children you'd have. :-(
one of the most succesful at this sport though modd is the current record holder
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
01-27-2015, 12:06 PM
Brentwood
01-27-2015, 12:40 PM
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