I watched Sunday's MotD last night.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Phil Neville objected to Rosicky's 'look one way, pass the other' dummy because his (Neville's) child would be excited to see such skill executed, and claimed that if someone did that in training he would 'two-foot' them.

My wife left the room to enable me to shriek at the TV in peace.

One would really like to ask Mr Neville why England tend not to do particularly well in international tournaments.

[Peter]

[Luis Anaconda]

Utterly pathetic.

[Luis Anaconda]

What if it was Cantona who did it in training?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Odd that his brother appears to enjoy a functioning brain cell.

[Berni]

malicious intent' line of argument when some lumbering thug does actually cripple a good player. In essence, Neville was giving the lie to that and admitting that actually, there is malicious intent in such challenges every f**king time.

[Jake]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Miserable boggle-eyed Jock c**t.

[Berni]

I'm saying he's a mong.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It was superfluous.

[Berni]

My comedy is well seminal imo.

[Luis Anaconda]

Ask PSRB - he loves him

[Berni]

anywhere other than Man United, where he was protected from the many red and yellow cards he might otherwise have garnered by virtue of being under the protection of Ferguson and the Old Trafford effect on refs.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Jake]

THUR **** IS THIS ****IN LEAF DOIN IN MA FUHD

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Fancy dans to a man.

Still, a remarkably stupid thing for him to say. However in an attempt to show what you are dealing with I present evidence A.

http://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/audio-phil-neville-admits-h e-made-his-first-cup-of-instant-coffee-this-week/7661 (http://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/audio-phil-neville-admits-he-made-his-first-cup-of-instant-coffee-this-week/7661)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Like sw discovering star anise in his bacon sandwich.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

At a guess 5+ seasons.

[Berni]

If the financial crash in Ireland has achieved one thing, it's put a stop to that sort of ****housery.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

replacing it with the word 'different'.

I would be fascinated to experience this 'different' slant on the traditional bacon sandwich.

Fascinated.

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

more so than his brother and could have had a career in cricket if the football one hadn't panned out. Save for one particular match which we are oh-so fond of talking about, I don't think he was really that dirty a player anyway.

In short Alan Davies is an idiot

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

f**king last thing I needed was some fancy kitchen bollox making a balls of what is a simple enough item to get right.

I now simply take the easier option of McDonalds.

The restaurant, very highly thought of at the time, has since gone to the wall. f**k all to do with the recession, simply what happens when I give a bad review.

[Berni]

Since I'm not la, I don't have access to that sort of information.

[Brentwood]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Classic Jorge]

[Jake]

I had a particular poor experience with a Fray Bentos pie a few years ago.

The state of the toilet afterwards.

Jesus christ.

[Ben.]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I have always viewed them with a huge degree of suspicion.

[Classic Jorge]

My daughter said "Daddy, is that man a human? He sounds like a muppet"

[Brentwood]

We have this lovely looking bit of skirt over here

http://www.cdn.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/01031/susanne_1031678a.jpg

[Berni]

relatively upmarket compared to some of the other crap we ate.

They also didn't require any clean crockery, since you could eat them straight from the tin. Bonus.

[Jake]

I can confirm those suspicions, vividly.

[Ben.]

I listened to him talking when Derby played Chelsea earlier, he spent about ten minutes talking about how Derby's best chance was to "get in their faces" and "really let them know they're there, especially in the centre of the park".
Then the teams came in and they had Matic up against Will Hughes.

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090430-cannedchicken.jpg

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

******* stupid message board.

[Berni]

were mostly made of sadness, from what I could tell.

[Snin]

just eaten a bit of semi embryo'd egg..whilst hungover.. i gagged in my mouth and had to drink 2 cans of fanta and lie down under a tree for a while

[Snin]

[Jake]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Classic Jorge]