Darren Fletcher on a free

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Are you sure about this?

[Monty91]

not to mention increase the laundry bills.

I'm still haunted by the time Wenger announced in his programme notes that Bergkamp would miss that day's game due to diarrhea :-(

[Berni]

I imagine he's shunned in other dressing rooms and wears a big nappy.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

office to fart, thus relieving his irritable bowel?

I lost all focus, I have to say. He'd get up, say excuse me, go out into the garden and I'd hear this extended farting noise. Then he'd come back in. Put me right off my stroke, I can tell you.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to look at chickpeas through somewhat narrowed, suspicious eyes in future.

There's power in those little buggers.

[Berni]

Frankly, anyone who did well in a job interview where one's interlocutor was constantly farting was welcome to the job imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Snin]

deserves a chance imo

[Ben.]