Because we are moving home on Friday and leaving behind our fridge and freezer, I am not allowed to

[Berni]

buy any food at the moment and must subsist on what is already frozen, refrigerated or tinned. This means that every single meal I am likely to have this week is going to be rank. We have no meat other than sausages, a leek, some carrots, potatoes, cheddar, tuna, tinned tomatoes and some clarified duck stock. What the f**k am I supposed to make with that lot?

This makes me extremely tetchy. :-(

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

ARE YOU NOT MASTER IN YOUR OWN HOUSE?

[Ashberto]

and the rest should be easy after that.

HTH! :thumbup:

[Berni]

I currently spend most of my time doing the wrong thing, making a mess or being in the way.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Sitz****ler.

[Berni]

for the moment. I shall come into my own once we've moved in imo.

[Hillary]

[Classic Jorge]

Oh good, you've been before so already know where all the exits are

[Berni]

If we're not being cuckolded by alien-bothering lunatics, we're expressing the ennui of marital relations or being henpecked.

Surely we should be a bit more positive?

[Classic Jorge]

We should all be more Fash. He seems pretty sorted

[Berni]

contentment, I would have assumed you were barking mad.

Isn't life strange and wonderful?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

and far too good for me.

She's going to leave me, isn't she b? :-(

[Snin]

the worms have turned imo WD awimb in turning it around :hehe:

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Supermac1976]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

Well,apart from special occasions. Birthdays, barmitzvahs, etc...

[Supermac1976]

:hehe:

[dismalswamp]

[Ashberto]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]