Natural JusticeWIMB.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

If you boned someone's missus and he popped round and delivered a dry slap unto your grille, would you, after stemming the flow from your bleeding nose,

1. Report him to the police
2. Report him to your mum
3. Smile wryly and shake his hand, for his actions are fair enough

[Snin]

how i f**ked his ex and she said he was crap in bed imo

[Berni]

Well, apart from the one-eyed man, who then is King in the Kingdom of the blind.

Surely punching him back should be an option?

[Pokster]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

WHAT WITH PENETRATING THE POOR SOD'S DEAREST AND MOST INTIMATE PARTS.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

CAN. YOU. NOT. READ?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

is starting it, simplistic or not.

[Pokster]

just own up and admit it like a man

[Pokster]

[Berni]

Surely that's even the case in Yorkshire?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm rather surprised that you do not know this, p.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I'm just trying to establish the ground rules here.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

That case would never have stood up in a proper court. :-(

[Pokster]

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

[Berni]

Oh, right. See what you mean now. Sorry.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Think on. You've got 10 years. After that you're an old man, shorn of dignity and a worthless waste of rations.

I intend to kill myslf on my 60th birthday, p, and I recommend you do the same.

[Trixie Popsicle]

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Have you any dignity, or do you soil yourself sometimes?

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

though, because I did physical work for so long, I can still absolutely murder any bloke I work with now at arm wrestling. It's a small consolation :-)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There are soem great benefits.

[Berni]

absurdly over-developed' post imo.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Pokster]

[Snin]

die when they retire so i refuse imo ..it killed my dad retiring imo.. so i took mine from 20 to 30 and will now work to the grave imo

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Bergkamp's Brain]