I've found that the best laxative known to mankind is Shepherd Neame Master Brew

[Brexit = Keine Pumpernickel]

:toilet: When you get on the pan you can pass the biggest python in the world with no pain! :cloud9:

Got to be careful where you drink that brew as it doesn't travel too well (Faversham,Kent) and can get a bit whafty. Then you'd **** for a week. :hehe: :hehe:

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

This stuff is like a colonic clkeanser.