Should chickpeas have a laxative effect?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I made hummus yesterday.

I have spent most of today upon the seat of ease.

Could these two facts be related?

[Berni]

[Ghost of Highbury]

Ejected the excess effluent the same night - and thus am sitting quite comfortably (albeit nervously) today..

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It was nice, b. I added cumin for sexiness.

[Snin]

get the runs..all that olive oil and the chick pea oil i guess

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Cans indeed.

[Ghost of Highbury]

Veggie's that is..

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I f**king stink.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No, you're not.

[Berni]

By the way, you caused me to have a kebab the other night. I hope you're pleased with yourself. :-(

[Dorset Gooner]

revolution going on on Greece spreads. I'm debating whether to sell out on all my positions at a relative high on the FTSE at the minute.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Falafels make me sad.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

This insult definitely makes up for the chilli con carne incident.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'll take my savings book to the Post Office and remove the entire 18 pounds.

[Berni]

with a piece of flatbread the size of a blanket.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

carraway seeds.

[Dorset Gooner]

[Classic Jorge]

If you simply must be part of the devaluation of everything, the stripping back of the world's intrinsic beauty, go right ahead.

I'm sure you can get a ready made tub of it at your local donner meat emporium, you might as well do that.

You and your bowels deserve each other if you ask me.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Opening a tin of chick peas is hardly the same as flying Easyjet or defacing a statue of WSC, is it?

[Berni]

It was, of course, but that's not the point.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Even the most level of surfaces can become a slippery slope if we befoul it with the detritus of our laziness.

etc etc

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You served turkey, leftover turkey at that, to me. Of all the people in the world to foist your beastliness upon, you chose me?

Sometimes I sit for hours contemplating that incident, shaking my head with confusion and bewilderment.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm convinced. No more tinned beans or pulses for me! It's worth putting in that extra effort to make things special, isn't it? And you're right, it is easy to let standards drop - why only last night I wondered whether I mightn't bother changing for dinner! Only for a moment, mind.

[Berni]

However, I was looking at a turkey carcass of terrifying dimensions and panicked. What can I say?